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Locating the Real MySQL

An anonymous reader writes "In a blog post, Patrick Galbraith, an ex-core engineer on the MySQL Server team, raises the question: "What is the official branch of MySQL?" With Monty Widenius having left Sun and forked off MySQL for MariaDB, and Brian Aker running the Drizzle fork inside of Sun, where is the official MySQL tree? Sun may own the trademark, but it looks like there is doubt as to whether they are still the maintainers of the actual codebase after their $1B acquisition of the code a year ago. Smugmug's Don MacAskhill, who is the keynote at the upcoming MySQL Conference, has commented that he is now using the Percona version of MySQL, and is no longer relying on Sun's."

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  1. Re:Selling an open-source software business? by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    What did Sun buy exactly? Sales and support?

    A bridge!

    Hello Mr Sun CEO, I have a bridge here to sell you! Best deal you'll ever make. Pinky swear.

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  2. Will the real MySQL by altek · · Score: 5, Funny

    please stand up?

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    1. Re:Will the real MySQL by Arslan+ibn+Da'ud · · Score: 4, Funny

      The real MySQL has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

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    2. Re:Will the real MySQL by VGPowerlord · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi, my name is
      What, my name is
      Who, my name is
      My Sequel.

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    3. Re:Will the real MySQL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Please don't tell me you actually say "sequel" in public.

  3. Re:Selling an open-source software business? by tsalmark · · Score: 5, Funny

    For $1B I'd say it's plenty viable to sell an open source business. Buying one on the other hand may be open to debate.

  4. Re:The real MySQL is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, but those steaming turds are just the ticket for a consultant looking to warm his hands.

    I'm a consultant, and I love steaming turds!

  5. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here we have the one shinning open source alternative to commercial databases

    Bart: Don't you mean shining?

    Willie: Shh! You wanna get sued?

  6. Database software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, haven't you people heard of Access??

    1. Re:Database software? by TheSync · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, haven't you people heard of Access??

      Have you heard of FileMaker Pro??

    2. Re:Database software? by rattaroaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, haven't you people heard of Access??

      No. At my company, we use Excel.

  7. Re:PostgreSQL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here are some sites that might help.

  8. Re:The real MySQL is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    big turds for the money sewer.

    And that's why, as a consultant, I'm always "flush" with cash!

  9. Re:MariaDB link is incorrect by grantek · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they can't find the real MySQL, sounds like they need a unique identifier with an index...

  10. Where is the confusion? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    MySQL resides with Sun. Period. End of discussion.

  11. Re:PostgreSQL by rackserverdeals · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know why this is marked as Funny... there are far too many programs or even webapps (PHP ones in particular) that only work with MySQL.

    The problem is that the Funny mod can't differentiate between when someone is laughing with you or at you.

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  12. Re:The real MySQL is... by the_womble · · Score: 4, Funny

    a. the tech is solid (typically mention Wikipedia for that one)

    So do you edit the Wikipedia page just before you tell your boss look at it?

  13. Re:The sociology of MySQL is interesting. by Skater · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know something is wrong when a discussion of MySQL is dominated by comments about PostgreSQL.

    Or you're on Slashdot. My guess: when the editors see the MySQL article in the queue, they think, "We haven't had a MySQL/PostgreSQL flamewar in a while. Let's post this!"