TiVo Announces DVR-SuperAdvance
mark0 writes "TiVo has announced the TiVo DVR-SuperAdvance. The PC World review says, 'Familiar TiVo interface; DVR can record not-yet-broadcast programming; potentially useful as a wagering aid,' though, '[it is] expensive; access to programming is limited; footage is displayed in standard definition only.'" Hopefully, TiVo will supply a review unit.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel: Soon.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Developers: We can use your help.
In a lot of Europe we can watch american broadcasts several years in advance with a simple broadband internet connection.
If you fail to keep your service paid up, they have the right to go back in time and kill your parents.
I want to super advance to tomorrow so I don't see any more April Fool stories.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
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Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
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Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
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Announcer: [V.O.] With TiVo, you can play with live TV.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
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Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?