TiVo Announces DVR-SuperAdvance
mark0 writes "TiVo has announced the TiVo DVR-SuperAdvance. The PC World review says, 'Familiar TiVo interface; DVR can record not-yet-broadcast programming; potentially useful as a wagering aid,' though, '[it is] expensive; access to programming is limited; footage is displayed in standard definition only.'" Hopefully, TiVo will supply a review unit.
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Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
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Dark Helmet: When?
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Colonel Sandurz: When?
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Colonel Sandurz: When?
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Announcer: [V.O.] With TiVo, you can play with live TV.
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Corporal
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