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North Korea Launches "Communication Satellite" Rocket

Mad Ivan writes "The BBC has just reported that North Korea has launched a long-range rocket, which they say is a communications satellite, but that the US and Japan fear may actually be a ballistic missile. Details are still arriving; the rocket passed over northern Japan on its way up."

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  1. First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First (and last) post!

    1. Re:First post! by soren202 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no, I for one trust North Korea to tell the truth and do what they sa-

  2. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by cjfs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putting effective ICBMs in the hands of someone like Kim Jong Il is insanely irresponsible.

    It's not as dangerous as it first appears. All you need to do is make a few hollywood blockbusters with the right theme and he'll disarm instantly.

  3. Re:Coverage has been slow by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any latest news about what is happening would be appreciated.

    Currently, the place where you are has NOT yet been nuked by north korea.

  4. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by amRadioHed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the previous administration wanted us to believe Iraq had nuclear weapons when they invaded. Does that count?

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  5. Re:Summary is hopelessly wrong... by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll support us destroying our nuclear stockpile just as soon as I have 100% assurance that the rest of the nuclear-equipped nations are doing the same, simultaneously.

    Are you sure that's a good idea ?
    That would probably be a pretty big boom.

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  6. Mort Sahl said it... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...in a faux-german accent, as a parody of Werner von Braun:
    "I aim for ze stars, but zumtimes I hit London"

    Dunno what a faux-Korean accent would be, but I expect a few one-liners like this about the Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il and his communications satellite aspirations.

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