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Thai Gov't Sets Up Site For Snitching On Royals' Critics

An anonymous reader writes "In a move that would make the old eastern German Stasi green with envy, the Thai government has modernized a system that allows citizens to snitch on fellow citizens. 'Internet users are being urged to show their loyalty to the king by contributing to a new website called protecttheking.net, which has been set up by a parliamentary committee. On the site's front page it is described as a means for Thai people to show their loyalty to the king by protecting him from what it calls misunderstandings about him. It calls on all citizens to inform on anyone suspected of insulting or criticising the monarchy.' An large unknown population of political prisoners are currently being held for 3 to 15 years in Thai prisons for being interpreted as insulting the monarchy."

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  1. writeinjackthompson by bconway · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, had to be said.

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    1. Re:writeinjackthompson by iYk6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was thinking of writing in myself. Anonymously, of course.

      "I am here to report myself, who frequently claims that the king has inappropriate sexual relations with monkeys. My name is Anonymous."

    2. Re:writeinjackthompson by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Advise as many folks as possible at the State Department of your next trip, post a bunch of blog entries about your plans, call your Senator to let him/her know you'll be taking lots of pictures and keeping detailed notes on your trip, and once everything is confirmed as "high visibility" go ahead and post your thoughts on the new site. Be sure to call a couple of CNN anchors to let them know about all the steps you've taken, and dare Thai officials to do a goddamned thing about your online activities once you get there.

      Worst case scenario: you get detained for a couple of days, get international exposure from human rights groups and major media outlets, and sell a book deal on the whole charade. I'd do it myself, but frankly I'm too busy with other pursuits.

  2. Ants by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 5, Informative

    Those people really are nothing but ants.

    That, and their king has a fugly wife and a really dumb-looking hat.

    1. Re:Ants by jagilbertvt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would inform them of your insults, but apparently their site is slashdotted.

    2. Re:Ants by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it speaks volumes about *your* culture that you believe that freedom of expression is something that *doesn't* need to be protected.

      When something is offensive (like your post), sometimes insults are appropriate, fuckwad.

  3. Slashdotted? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone else actually try and go to the website? I did and I got nothing.

  4. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who wants to help me flood it with fake comments?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      me

  5. Fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Report every government official (from diplomats to police), every relative of a government official, and everyone related to the king.

    1. Re:Fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If enough people make false reports, they'll have to set up a site to report people who report people.

  6. Their country, their loss! by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Their government try to sell the country as a tourist destination. Well you know what, if I have tourist dollars to spend you can bet I won't be visiting a country where I can go to jail just for criticising someone.

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    1. Re:Their country, their loss! by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if you go to foreign countries and publicly insult their leaders you are kind of a douche bag.

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    2. Re:Their country, their loss! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Douche bag, sure; but that doesn't make 3-15 years any more civilized.

    3. Re:Their country, their loss! by guyminuslife · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you take visitors into your country and jail them for speaking their minds, you probably deserve whatever it is they said about you.

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    4. Re:Their country, their loss! by linzeal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why, is this some form of etiquette? All kings and queens should be beheaded in this day and age, be them British or Thai.

    5. Re:Their country, their loss! by terjeber · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
      - Denis Diderot

  7. Hey Thai Gov't by Maxhrk · · Score: 5, Funny

    A brave american from here in US want to say,

    Thai King, you suck.

    (ok i am coward hiding in US somewhere, anyway.)

    1. Re:Hey Thai Gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, you're not, Maxhrk.

      But, I am.

  8. Submit some good names by ArchieBunker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either spam it full of garbage or some important people close to the king.

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  9. No way this could be used by basementman · · Score: 3, Funny

    No way this could be used to insult the king or anything. I might have to report my neighbor, Thaikingsucksbigcock Smith for some things he told me the other day.

  10. The Thai King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Thai King has very little real power but he yields immense moral authority and is very popular. Thailand is legally a constitutional monarchy but in reality the situation is much more complex. They are supposed to be run by an elected gov't (which is usually a little bit corrupt) but that rule is enforced by the military and about every 10-15 years, there is a military coup (often fairly or completely bloodless) that throws out an exceptionally corrupt gov't and reboots.

    In some ways, the Thai Gov't kinda reminds me of an unpatched Windows Machine that needs lots of reboots and eventually a disk-wipe to get working again -- but talking about the gov't structure itself doesn't really explain why insulting the King is a big deal.

    Again, like I said... the King is a "moral authority". In many ways, he's the Thai equivalent to the Pope although more in the moral sense than religious sense -- he is a man who is loved by the people and is wished to be seen as "good" by most Thai's. Insulting the King (or Queen) is a personal insult to many Thai people and is one of the few things the Thai in general do not tolerate well overall. Insulting the King in Thailand is the equivalent of bad-mouthing the Pope while visiting the Vatican.

    That said, I'd rather visit Thailand again anyday than the many countries in the world that are significantly less tolerant.

    1. Re:The Thai King by Potor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you think there is an obvious American opinion to this matter, you are a moron. Travel a bit. Open your mind and your eyes.

      The Thai people do love him, which is why it is such a problem to criticize him. They personally hate it when the king is insulted (I speak from experience, having lived and worked in Thailand for over a year). The government constantly use this popular love to pass laws that favour themselves and not the king because they can use such legislation to lock people up on the slightest context.

      The king him disfavours the lese majeste laws, and wishes aloud for their abolition.

    2. Re:The Thai King by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insulting the King in Thailand is the equivalent of bad-mouthing the Pope while visiting the Vatican.

      Or shitting on the star spangled banner in front of the white house.

      See? Now some of you might get it - a corrupt republic is no better than a monarchy if all you've done is replace the monarch with a flag.

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  11. Jailed author back on Australian soil - Feb 09 by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you think they aren't serious, check out the following recent story about a lucky Aussie who supposedly criticised the Thai Royal Family. I say lucky because, after much protest and legal fighting, he was deported after he'd been jailed for 6 years !

    http://www.theage.com.au/national/jailed-author-back-on-australian-soil-20090221-8dx7.html
     

    1. Re:Jailed author back on Australian soil - Feb 09 by praksys · · Score: 3, Informative

      He was sentenced to either 3 or 6 years in prison (the article you linked to gave both numbers). He spent about six months in prison. Still way bad enough.

    2. Re:Jailed author back on Australian soil - Feb 09 by SpottedKuh · · Score: 5, Informative

      [...] he was deported after he'd been jailed for 6 years

      As a quick correction to your post, he was actually jailed for six months. He had been sentenced to six years, but that was reduced to three years because of his guilty plea. He was pardoned about a month after his guilty plea, having spent a total of six months in prison.

      Of course, it's still absolutely ridiculous!

      (Source)

  12. Re:The Thai King is a... by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries!

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  13. Re:Silly Thais by belmolis · · Score: 3, Informative

    This isn't coming from the Palace, it is coming from the military. It's the Thai version going after the opposition for not being sufficiently patriotic. I've read that the King actually doesn't approve of harassing people for lese majeste.

  14. Not what they intended... by LandownEyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bet they'll be pissed tomorrow when they check the submissions and it's nothing but "First post!!!!1'.

  15. A Quick Lesson in Thai politics. by jrhawk42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    King Bhumibol Adulyadej is actually against the lÃse majesté law. So you're probably asking yourself why is this a problem? It's a problem for two reasons. One is the Thai people for the most part love their King, and insulting him is like insulting the country. Highly conservative groups feel like this is treason and should be treated as such. The other reason the lÃse majesté law is still in effect is that the current Thai government relies on the good name of the king. In their eyes if the King is no longer respected than the government that is supported by the king is no longer respected either. Yea it doesn't make much sense to normal people, but these are politicians we are talking about. I'd also like to point out that the Thai Monarchy is a shining example of how a Monarchy should behave. The Thai's have good reason to love their king.

    1. Re:A Quick Lesson in Thai politics. by achurch · · Score: 4, Informative

      You think Monarchy that locks up anyone who criticizes it, in any way is... a 'good example' of a monarchy?

      Perhaps you missed the part where the OP wrote, "King Bhumibol Adulyadej is actually against the lèse majesté law"? It's the government that's at fault here, not the King. And notice that he's not grabbing power from the government to abolish the law himself, either; he's only stating his wishes and hoping that the true seat of power (the government) listens to him.

  16. Re:The Thai King is a spoiled child. by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 4, Informative

    This king has (to my knowledge) always pardoned people who were convicted of this crime and he has also tried to get rid of this law.

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  17. Thailand's king isn't as backwards as you think by NewsWatcher · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, it looks like it is time to sink the boot into Thais again, and their over-the-top laws in relation to Lese Majesty (criticising the royals).

    I agree that people should be free to criticise anyone in a free society, and that locking people up for up to 15 years for something as minor as criticising a royal is ludicrous, here are some facts you may not be aware of:

    1. Thailand's king Bhumibol Adulyadej said a few years ago in a birthday speech that the law of lese majesty was outdated and he would pardon anyone found guilty of the crime. He has since kept his word.

    2. The crime of lese majesty came about in Thailand because under their constitution it is illegal for the royal family (who are supposed to be above the rest of society) to comment on the day-to-day running of society. They cannot respond to political attacks, nor can they react if people personally attack their character.

    3. Because the Thai royals cannot respond to attacks, and take legal action or comment at any defamatory comments about them, the crime of lese majesty was inserted into the country's constitution, as a safeguard against political attacks on the royals.

    4. Every time there is a general election the parliament has to vote on whether to can the lese majesty laws. Despite the king saying the laws no longer need to be in existence, the Thai people revere the king, and would vote out of office any politician who voted to abandon the lese majesty laws, hence the laws remain.

    People in Thailand do not have the same freedom of speech rights that people in the west do, but to portray the king as some sort of evil ogre who is so sensitive to criticms that he cannot deal with an insult is just ridiculous.

    This website will no doubt create a bureaucratic headache for the king, but should not be seen as evidence that Thailand is a dictatorial state.

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  18. Re:Idiots! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The king of Thailand is protected by a set of old laws called Lese Majeste, which essentially means it is a crime to injure the king in any way (including verbally).You may not agree with it, and in fact, the Thai king himself is against these laws, but this is their way.

    And in some parts of Africa a female child may have her clitoris excised to save her from sexual temptation later in life. Now in some less-enlightened quarters, this is considered a bad idea. But hey, what do I know, I'm just an ugly American imposing my cultural views on the world, right?

    Cultural relativism is as harmful a mind virus as religion. Some things in the world are broken, and sticking your fingers in your ears and pretending otherwise does not make you morally superior.

  19. Re:Idiots! by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And in some parts of Africa a female child may have her clitoris excised to save her from sexual temptation later in life. Now in some less-enlightened quarters, this is considered a bad idea. But hey, what do I know, I'm just an ugly American imposing my cultural views on the world, right?

    Well, when it comes to improper use of blades, America is not all that enlightened either... (see sig below)

  20. Re:View the Site's contents by Daengbo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Under the infamous PM Thaksin, the "War on Drugs" gave Thai police the authority to execute drug dealers in the north on the spot with no trial. It became simply a way to consolodate the drug business and/or get rid of trouble makers. The police (corrupt and involved in drug trafficking themselves) killed whomever they wished and planted drugs on the body after.

    Now that was a war on drugs. This new affair will end similarly.

  21. Not as barbaric as a country that kills kids? by fantomas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Only two countries in the World refuse to sign up to the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, and declare their right to execute children as part of their legal processes:

    1. Somalia
    2. United States of America

    Careful who you are calling barbaric, some people might also call executing kids a pretty primitive practice.

    1. Re:Not as barbaric as a country that kills kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      i take it that you haven't had to deal with american children lately...