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Microsoft Boasts 96% Netbook Penetration

An anonymous reader writes "Citing figures from market research firm NPD, Microsoft says Windows' share of the US netbook market has ballooned from less than 10% in the first half of 2008 to 96% as of February. 'The growth of Windows on netbook PCs over the last year has been phenomenal,' wrote Brandon LeBlanc, Microsoft's in-house Windows blogger, in a post Friday. Information Week author Paul McDougall notes Microsoft's 8% decline in Windows sales is due to netbooks sporting Linux. How does Redmond make an 80% gain in netbook market share without the sales numbers reflecting that gain?"

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  1. Steve Ballmer Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chair penetrates netbook 96%.

    1. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Very easy with a tiny bit of perl (microsoft use perl, right?)

      $spc="<a href=\"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologynews/5105!!!"
      $spc=~s/[^0-9]//go;
      print "Sales increase: $spc%\n:wq";

      Puts netbook sales increase at 5101%, and as overall netbook sales have increased by 6375% (a well known figure), that places MS's new market share at 80%. QED.

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    2. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please don't abuse Perl like that... at least have the decency to call it from a shell script to disguise what you're doing.

    3. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't believe I missed a semicolon... I'll create a git tree for it, then if anyone wants to contribute...?

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    4. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speaking of abuse, when I read the title about Microsoft boasting a 96% netbook penetration, I immediately thought all Ballmer had to do was push a little harder and he could have gotten 100%...

    5. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Is it in yet?"

      "Neeearly... it's at 96%"

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    6. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll create a git tree for it, then if anyone wants to contribute...?

      Sure, first thing I'll do is a GPLv3 fork. Just in case, you know... patents...

    7. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by M-RES · · Score: 2, Funny

      True - malware infections are MUCH quicker ;p

    8. Re:Steve Ballmer Says by initdeep · · Score: 2, Funny

      stop using facts dammit!!!!!

  2. 96% percent penetration eh? by cortesoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Way to go Netbook! Getting to home base 96% of the time would make any frat boy proud.

  3. Re:Honeymoon is over by motek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there any other way to call it? 'Race to the bottom' sounds so crass. Perhaps 'delivering better customer value by focusing on essential factors while reducing extraneous costs?' I raced to the bottom once and I found really weird stuff there...

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  4. Re:Honeymoon is over by rbanffy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it's an acronym. ;-)

  5. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I wonder if they count my shiny new Acer Aspire One"

    And, BTW, it's not personal. Their bonuses depend on it.

  6. Re:Honeymoon is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think his're point was actually a joke.

  7. 96% penetration? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's not what she said.

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  8. Re:Honeymoon is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mod parent +1 Bruce Perens

  9. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by pdusen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you seethe with bitterness. Let me guess--your girl left you for a Linux user?

  10. Re: epic failures by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    For this HP killed off PA-RISC?

    No, we'll always have PA-RISC.

  11. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    most of my friends that got netbooks with linux installed windows on them

    Sounds like you need new friends

  12. Re:Honeymoon is over by JordanL · · Score: 4, Funny

    WHOA!

    You live in the whole USA?!

  13. In A Related Story... by johnlittledotorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hackers Boast 96% Netbook Penetration.

  14. everyone knows ... by glebovitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    That windows won this battle because linux doesn't have enough critics.

  15. Re:Honeymoon is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    He accidentally the USA.

  16. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by calmofthestorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly all computers sold with linux should include the price of a windows license to combat piracy.

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  17. Re:Honeymoon is over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's your ARM powered netbook:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMate_300 :p

  18. Re:Where can I buy a Linux netbook? by ignavus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Out of their free will, no doubt...

    Nah, it's out of the kindness of their hearts ... they're kind of scared of Microsoft.

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  19. Re:Honeymoon is over by CrossChris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows versions universally outsell by ratio of over 20-to-1.

    Not around here! XP netbooks in Europe are less than 40% of the Linux netbook market...

  20. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    my 2 year old laptop was an Acer Aspire 5672 wmli - not even remotely underpowered.

    I bought a $420 14" laptop (after taxes) from dell a year ago (vostro 1400) with a single core yonah chip, 2gb of ram, 160gb hdd, and 32 mb onboard video. It was probably 3-4 times faster than any netbook at least.

    There is just no reason to use netbooks unless you really really need the portability.

  21. Re:Windows == not a netbook by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations sir, you've successfully applied the problem-solving techniques pioneered by the Bush administration!

    1) Problem : 96% of netbooks run Windows
    2) Solution : Redefine "netbook" to exclude anything that runs Windows
    3) Problem solved : 0% of netbooks run Windows!!!

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  22. Re: epic failures by Drinking+Bleach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everybody knows they run AIX.

  23. Re:Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suppose he told you that he'd already got 96% penetration in that market and that you were next. Balmer says that to everyone..

  24. Re:Honeymoon is over by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stay away from that -1%. They're not your friends.

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  25. Re:Honeymoon is over by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was 6 months ago, and she is really happy with it and hasn't had to come back for help

    This is called 'winning the battle but losing the war'.

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    It's been a long time.
  26. I bought a netbook for my wife by tubegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought a netbook for my wife which had windows pre-loaded, the first thing I did was install Ubuntu on it. I've booted Windows once since the original install to upgrade firmware, so I guess that netbook is counted in their stats.

  27. The miracle of the free market by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oops! I meant bribery and coercion, not free market; I always confuse them.