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Researcher's Death Hampers TCP Flaw Fix

linuxwrangler writes "Security researcher Jack Louis, who had discovered several serious security flaws in TCP software was killed in a fire on the ides of March, dealing a blow to efforts to repair the problem. Although he kept good notes and had communicated with a number of vendors, he died before fixes could be created and prior to completing research on a number of additional vulnerabilities. Much of the work has been taken over by Louis' friend and long-time colleague Robert E. Lee. The flaws have been around for a long time and would allow a low-bandwidth 'sockstress' attack to knock large machines off the net."

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  1. Accidental Death? by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or was he silenced?

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  2. I blame the CSA by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Much of the work has been taken over by Louis' friend and long-time colleague Robert E. Lee.

    Clearly this was the result of a conspiracy by veterans of the civil war. I hope the other researchers, Grant and Lincoln, hear about this.

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  3. Re:Geez by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Win the civil war?

    Sincerely,
    a smug Yankee.

  4. Beware the Ides of March! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Suspect is a guy name Brutus, last seen wearing a plain white bedsheet.

  5. Now you know... by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not a joke when you tell someone to DIAF on the Internet. What if someone told him that before he died? Think of how guilty they'd feel now!

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  6. Re:Brutus set the fire by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    He should have bewared the Ides of March.

    Idiot. The correct grammar is:

    He should have beworn the Ides of March.

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  7. But... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought you Americans did win that one?

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As opposed to the American uncivil war?

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      The one in Iraq?

    3. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      LA

    4. Re:But... by Maestro485 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear guys, Words can not express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. We have taken Topeka and now I must rally the men onward to Missoura, because I will not stop until we have won it all and you guys are my slaves. Because, I hate you guys, I hate you guys so very very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee

  8. Re:What the fuck by momerath2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    High regard for the Slashdot community? Wow, dude, you seriously are misguided.

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  9. Died in a fire by Reason58 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You would think someone like that would have a firewall.

  10. Re:What the fuck by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    But it worked for Jesus!

    Actually, Jesus came back from the dead for the sole purpose of taking his revenge out on all those lamoids who kept shouting out "Hey Jesus, how's it hangin'?" while he was up there on the cross. He spent most of his time between the resurrection and his final ascension into Heaven giving out wedgies and telling people to "stop hitting themselves".

    Of course, much of that has been lost in the various translations of the Gospels.

  11. Re:What the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, like RST in peace?