Robot Body Suit To Be Marketed In Japan
destinyland writes "A Japanese company is preparing limited mass production of a cybernetic bodysuit which dramatically increases user strength up to ten times. The "Hybrid Assistive Limb" suit synchronizes movements of a mechanical exoskeleton to biological nerve signals detected by biopads on the body. (Originally envisioned for people with disabilities, the suit also has industrial applications, and the company is planning annual production of 400 units at $4,200 apiece.) Its battery life is five hours, according to the company's web site, which promises they're also opening an EU branch to begin sales outside of Japan."
Look at the name of the company . . . Cyberdyne. Fuck them and their goddamn pre-Terminator bullshit. I shouldn't worry, they'll probably be bought out by Weyland-Yutani anyway.
Before someone goes and dreams of a Steve Austin experience: You can't carry more. You can't lift a car, unless that "wearable robot" also comes with an exoskelet that can carry that weight.
Lifting power is not only muscle power. It is also required that you are able to endure the stress that additional weight puts on your system.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I want one with a fleshlight installed for my penis and massage rollers for my legs and back.
Why do I have to give up comfort to gain the benefits of the suit?
FTFA. There's a demonstration at about 3:40.
Also, they failed to mention that while you're wearing one of these, it causes your mouth to move out-of-sync with the words you're saying.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
And why exactly are we throwing millions of page views at these racist fucks???
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
Ever wanted to be BIG BIG? Now are your chance! For little as 4200$$ American dollars now you too can enlarge your strength (up to 10x). Last for FIVE hours, for her pleasure!
> far stronger than I need to be for day to day life as an IT professional!
Your work environment will adapt.
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Description: Hey, we just got eight full racks of blade servers downstairs. Please bring them up to the fifth floor before lunch. There's also a three-ton rack cooler that needs to be installed.
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Description: Our next truckload of routers is here. I need them in the NOC. This time, DO NOT bring the truck. Just the routers.
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Description: Somersault, would you be a dear and open the jar of peanut butter in the kitchen fridge? No one else in the office can even budge it, but you with your exo-suit and all... Thanks.
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