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Ubuntu 9.04 RC Released
Mohamed Zaian writes "The Ubuntu team has released the release candidate for Ubuntu 9.04; 'The Ubuntu team is happy to bring you the latest and greatest software the Open Source community has to offer. This is their latest result, the Ubuntu 9.04 release candidate, which brings a host of excellent new features.' The various other Ubuntu-derived distributions, like Kubuntu, have also had their RCs released."
and I think Ubuntu is the greatest!!!
p.s. Can someone help me with my problem please? I don't know where I can find "My Computer" anywhere. And I think my monitor is broken because all I see is a brown theme going on. Much help appreciated. ;P
I just released an obama. Today is a great day for niggers!
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a nigger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can know to stay away too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike.
What did Obama give the Queen? Your ipod.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up.
How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker."
How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.
What is a nigger on a bike? Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade.
How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? Depnds on the size of the the ashtray.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin.
How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? The bag.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger.
What do you say to a nigger in a 3 piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black.
How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit? 9 months.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? California got first pick.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? Niger nigger nigger.
Although it is said that "beauty lies in the hands of the beholder", I must mention that at first look, Ubuntu's interface looks dated whose icons are rather big.
When compared to Apple's OSX, KDE 4.2.2 or even Windows 7, Ubuntu's default interface does not inspire that much. Is this the best they could do?
I am aware that I will get tones of flak for this...I am ready so go right ahead.
i'm sure they're all downloading while taking about 13 aids infested dicks up their asses. linux is for faggot cock smokers and we all know it.
You can download the source code and FIX IT YOUR SELF!!!!! Or just why don't you SHUT UP if you can't!
Ah, the typical rant of a Linux advocacy fucktard...
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