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Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids

Posted by timothy on from the gas-electric-hybrids-only dept.

mikeljnola writes with an excerpt from NOLA.com that says state senator Danny Martiny (R-Kenner) will introduce a bill to the Louisiana legislature on April 27 to "'make it illegal to "create or attempt to create a human-animal hybrid, ... transfer or attempt to transfer a human embryo into a non-human womb ... (or) transfer or attempt to transfer a non-human embryo into a human womb."' With budget cuts all around, our struggling state is concerned with the eminent danger of human-animal hybrids. The upside is that the odds of the Louisiana becoming the Bayous of Dr. Boudreaux are now even slimmer."

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  1. Damn by Aranykai · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for ever getting a real catgirl :/

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    1. Re:Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think the Japanese will follow a USA bill?

    2. Re:Damn by JCSoRocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Furries everywhere are universally disappointed.

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    3. Re:Damn by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

      an embryo becomes a human when it stops just asking questions but starts meaningfully answering them. ...
      for a Jewish mother though, an embryo becomes a human when it gets gets degree in law or medicine ;)

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  2. Re:Damn.... by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do you have crabs?"
    "Just one."

  3. Cat DNA + Hitler DNA = . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kitlers! http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigbest.pl

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  4. Surprising by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Usually Louisiana and Alabama are on the cutting edge of scientific advancement.

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  5. If we ban human-animal hybrids... by stand · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...then only the criminals will have human-animal hybrids.

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  6. But... But... But... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
    That will eliminate one of the foremost recreational activities in Louisiana!

    Oh! That's right... I went there!

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  7. Ship Sailed by AlHunt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ever been to Mardi Gras? The human-animal hybrid ship sailed long, long ago.

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  8. So much for... by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Funny

    my Republican elephant and Democratic donkey hybrids...

  9. Safer for everybody. by iYk6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would reduce the risk for the mother; I doubt it would reduce it for the child.

    I couldn't disagree more. Machines have an excellent track record for accuracy, compared to humans. During the experimental stage, it might be dangerous for mother and child, but when the technology matures, it will be safer for both, and lots of people will be doing it. There will, of course, always be people who prefer the old fashioned way.

    The one thing that would quickly decrease the risks of pregnancy to absolutely zero is an artificial womb!

    Hooray! Somebody finally found something in this universe that has absolutely zero risk! And it involves babies and surgery!