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US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers

644bd346996 writes "Newsweek has an article about the latest weapons in the US military's arsenal. The iPod Touch and the iPhone are being adapted as general purpose handhelds for soldiers in the field. 'Apple gadgets are proving to be surprisingly versatile. Software developers and the US Department of Defense are developing military software for iPods that enables soldiers to display aerial video from drones and have teleconferences with intelligence agents halfway across the globe. Snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan now use a "ballistics calculator" called BulletFlight, made by the Florida firm Knight's Armament for the iPod Touch and iPhone. Army researchers are developing applications to turn an iPod into a remote control for a bomb-disposal robot (tilting the iPod steers the robot). In Sudan, American military observers are using iPods to learn the appropriate etiquette for interacting with tribal leaders.'"

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  1. What's next? by Alsn · · Score: 5, Funny

    For all your warfare needs, iWar includes anything a soldier needs! Ballistics calculations for artillery, able to say "we mean no harm" in fourhundred and twenty six different languages, a full guide of where to find usable drinking water and much much more. Subscribe now and you'll get free add-ons for a full six months! iWar, saving the lives of soldiers not near you!

    1. Re:What's next? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Have the desire to visit a foreign nation, meet interesting people, and kill them?

      There's an app for that!

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  2. Ever wanted to by Overkill+Nbuta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever wanted to blow up the **** out of terrorists?

    There is an app for that.

  3. Re:The real question is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems to me like an ARM processor joke would have been more appropriate, something along the lines of: "I heard they got their iPhone processors from the... ARMory"

  4. Re:The real question is.... by YayaY · · Score: 5, Funny

    thanks, I'll be playing Tetris behind enemy line.

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  5. Some of us absolutely LOVE bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush hating

    Hey! Some of us absolutely LOVE bush.

    Stop the Apple users are gay innuendo!

  6. Re:Great idea by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    The important thing to keep in mind here is that equipping our troops with the iPod Touch and iPhone provides them with something that no other technology can: that smug, hipper-than-thou sense of superiority that comes with being an Apple user. If Al Qaeda and the Taliban are still using Microsoft products, then their morale will suffer because they don't have the latest, cutting-edge gadgets, and they will lose tactical effectiveness on the battlefield.

  7. Re:The real question is.... by thousandinone · · Score: 5, Funny

    shove them where the sun don't shine (on your body)

    Could you be more specific? This is slashdot, remember.

  8. Re:The real question is.... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new to the internet. Anyone that's seen the Goatse man knows that the sun can in fact shine there.

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