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Most Distant Object Yet Detected, Bagged By Galileo Scope

An anonymous reader writes "It's fitting, in this 400th anniversary of the astronomical telescope, that the Telescopio Nationale Galileo (TNG) in the Canary Islands would be used to uncover the most distant object ever seen by mankind. The gamma-ray burst from April 23, a powerful explosion from a dying star, was detected by the Swift satellite using on-board gamma-ray and X-ray instruments. A flurry of activity led to the remarkable discovery that the event occurred roughly 630 million years after the Big Bang. This makes GRB 090423 the most distant known event!"

8 of 101 comments (clear)

  1. It's natural by UnixUnix · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the Big Bang... comes the Big Cigarette.

  2. Heresy!!!111!!1!!!!one!! by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows the Earth and therefore the Universe is only 6,000 years old.

  3. Slashdot is late again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happened billions of years ago, and Slashdot is just reporting it now?

    1. Re:Slashdot is late again by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least it's not a dupe!

  4. Re:Telescopio Nazionale Galileo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you really have to Godwin the thread so early?

  5. Re:It's fitting... by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy crap! I just googled alien lizards who control the earth and got 498,000 hits! I seriously thought you were making this shit up.

    My condolences on your inability to find a sane woman, and I no longer wish to subscribe to your newsletter. There are many informative web sites I can visit instead.

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    John
  6. Re:Telescopio Nazionale Galileo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    moin, hab'ich keine Punkte, aber das ist doch doof!

  7. Re:It's fitting... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't despair, one day, you will certainly find one that believes in World-healing properties of tantric group sex.

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    Ezekiel 23:20