New Flu Strain Appears In the US and Mexico
Combat Wombat writes with this excerpt from Reuters:
"A strain of flu never seen before has killed up to 60 people in Mexico and also appeared in the United States, where eight people were infected but recovered, health officials said on Friday. Mexico's government said at least 20 people have died of the flu and it may also be responsible for 40 other deaths. [The government] shut down schools and canceled major public events in Mexico City to try to prevent more deaths in the sprawling, overcrowded capital. ... Close analysis showed the disease is a mixture of swine, human and avian viruses, according to the CDC. Humans can occasionally catch swine flu from pigs but rarely have they been known to pass it on to other people. Mexico reported 1,004 suspected cases of the new virus, including four possible cases in Mexicali on the border with California.
Wow, with news at this pace, we would find out about the end of the world a week after!
Goddamnit, Madagascar has already shut it's borders.
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I have a Macbook Pro. That means I'm immune, right?
if you see any flying pigs then you know we're in trouble.
[...] I wouldn't be surprised to see this one learn to dodge bullets as well.
I'm afraid that once it has evolved this far, it won't have to.
The only way to be sure you are safe is a total body condom.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
As a citizen of Colorado I have the right to travel freely in all of the United States with no permission, whatever.
Unless the authorities institute a general quarantine. In which case your libertarian ass will be staying put.
if you see any flying pigs then you know we're in trouble.
I think that is less likely to happen as airlines are making obese passengers pay for two seats.