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UK Government To Monitor All Internet Use

nk497 writes "The UK government has further detailed plans to track all communications — mobile phone calls, text messages, email and browser sessions — in the fight against terrorism, pedophiles and organized crime. The government said it's not looking to see what you're saying, just to whom and when and how. Contrary to previous plans to keep it all in a massive database, it will now let ISPs and telecoms firms store the data themselves, and access it when it feels it needs it." And to clarify this, Barence writes "The UK Government has dropped plans to create a massive database of all internet communications, following stern criticism from privacy advocates. Instead the Government wants ISPs and mobile phone companies to retain details of mobile phone calls, emails and internet sites visited. As with the original scheme, the actual content of the phone calls and messages won't be recorded, just the dates, duration and location/IP address of messages sent. The security services would then have to apply to the ISP or telecoms company to have the data released. The new proposals would also require ISPs to retain details of communications that originated in other countries but passed over the UK's network, such as instant messages."

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  1. Porn Database by notarockstar1979 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The UK is just putting together the biggest porn database in the history of the world to provide a search engine along with relevant advertising to bring in some extra cash.

  2. Like the old saying by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing can go wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

  3. At least its for the Children!!! by hemp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I am not going to feel safe until *everyone* is in jail. That is the only way to make sure there is not a criminal free somewheres.

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  4. Re:Good news for the Royal Mail by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now the only method of sending data without leaving a trace is the British Postal Service.

    Maybe the e-snoop plan is a ploy by the postal service to boost revenues. Very clever, those Brits.
             

  5. Easy to spot by T+Murphy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Example of an intercepted IM conversation:
    AC1: I'm thinking to get a new car next week
    AC2: Sweet, what colour are you getting?
    AC1: Dude? "colour"?
    AC2: I didn't put that 'u' there...

  6. Re:Good news for the Royal Mail by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, as anyone who does sorting in RM will tell you, losing stuff is damned rare.

    Most mail that doesn't reach its destination is because the public is apparently too damn stupid to write a proper address.

    Hell, just last week I had two letters to Dublin, United Kingdom; three to West Germany and a couple of dozen with no town or city...

    Never mind the people who just make up post codes.

  7. Re:Good news for the Royal Mail by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but if I want to write my address as "1337 Drive, Leetown, HAX X0R" simply because it sounds a lot cooler than "123 Main Steet, Liverpool", I bloody well will and it's your job to make sure it gets there!

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  8. Re:Good news for the Royal Mail by mea37 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, in Soviet Russia mail addresses you...

  9. Re:1984 by DustCollector · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, according to our govt database, George Orwell turned over twice within an hour of this slashdot posting.

  10. Re:1984 by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note to moderators; 'Troll' is not a synonym for 'Does not agree with my Atlas Shrugged worldview'
    Dude, you might have been tagged Troll by the Kosdot mods who dislike any assault on the political elite, since "progressives" are the ones in power now.

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  11. Re:Foolish thought. Not enough space for that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would you like to lash me with that nice whip you have there?

    Public school boy, are you?

  12. Re:Good news for the Royal Mail by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't you mean
    int main Street?

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