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Adobe Confirms PDF Zero-Day, Says Kill JavaScript

CWmike writes "Adobe Systems has acknowledged that all versions of its Adobe Reader, including editions for Windows, the Mac and Linux, contain at least one, and possibly two, critical vulnerabilities. 'All currently supported shipping versions of Adobe Reader and Acrobat, [Versions] 9.1, 8.1.4 and 7.1.1 and earlier, are vulnerable to this issue,' said Adobe's David Lenoe said in a blog entry yesterday. He was referring to a bug in Adobe's implementation of JavaScript that went public early Tuesday. A "Bugtraq ID," or BID number has been assigned to a second JavaScript vulnerability in Adobe's Reader. Proof-of-concept attack code for both bugs has already been published on the Web. Adobe said it will patch Reader and Acrobat, but Lenoe offered no timetable for the fixes. In lieu of a patch, Lenoe recommended that users disable JavaScript in the apps. Andrew Storms, director of security operations at nCircle Network Security, said of the suggestion in lieu of patches, 'Unfortunately, for Adobe, disabling JavaScript is a broken record, [and] similar to what we've seen in the past with Microsoft on ActiveX bugs.'"

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  1. Good idea... by idontgno · · Score: 1, Funny

    kill Javascript.

    And while you're at it, deep-six the rest of that Web 2.0 crap.

    Just not on my lawn, you crazy kids!

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  2. Why do PDF readers need Javascript? by serutan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Having never handled PDF documents except to read them, I wasn't even aware they could contain Javascript. I don't understand why they need to. Jeez, are we going to get to the point where it's not safe to go to the bathroom because the toilet can execute Javascript?

    1. Re:Why do PDF readers need Javascript? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jeez, are we going to get to the point where it's not safe to go to the bathroom because the toilet can execute Javascript?

      That didn't sound so bad. Until I thought about stack overflow vulnerabilities.

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    2. Re:Why do PDF readers need Javascript? by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'll be fine unless there's a buffer overflow. Though I suppose remote execution would be a problem if you're in the shower and some jackass decides to flush an output stream.

    3. Re:Why do PDF readers need Javascript? by RobBebop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jeez, are we going to get to the point where it's not safe to go to the bathroom because the toilet can execute Javascript?

      Woah now! Don't let the cat out of the bag too early. Considering how far toilets have come over the century, you'll be happy with a little Javascript injection turning your toilet into a Spam Zombie.

      Let's review:

      1. Toilet 0.0: A bush. Possible attack vectors include bee stings and bear claws.
      2. Toilet 1.0: A hole in the ground. Insects and burrowing creatures stung and bit you when you dug your hole to close to them.
      3. Toilet 2.0: The community toilet. Walls give you privacy, but god awful smells make it painful to use.
      4. Toilet 3.0: The Flush Toilet. Don't put too much in or it overflows.
      5. Toilet 4.0: The Autoflush Toilet. Same as previous, but multiple flushes each time you try to wipe yourself.
      6. Toilet 5.0: (coming soon) Internet Integrated Diagnostics Toilet. Javascript vulnerabilities and toxic Chinese workmanship.
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  3. Re:Can we always kill javascript? by doi · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like TEX?

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  4. Re:Can we always kill javascript? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, fine. Next you'll be telling me that you don't want moving parts in your books. Well, maybe you can explain to my little boy why Mr. Giraffe won't wake up when we open that page in Happy Fun at the Pop-Up Zoo!, or why Baby Roo won't peek out of Mama Roo's pouch any more.

    Besides, we've already learned to skip the page with Mr. Angry Monkey.

  5. Re:Ditch Acrobat... by Gordo_1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bloated? I don't think one should describe what Adobe has done to Acrobat Reader simply as "Bloat". I suggest redefining the term as a verb with a tip of the hat to the new masters, as in "you silly hack, you've adobed your software!"

    After getting fed up with Reader in the wake of the Feb. 19th PDF remote exploit notice (http://www.adobe.com/support/security/advisories/apsa09-01.html/) I decided to install FoxIt (I know, proprietary, not open source goodness)... But anyway, when I went to uninstall Adobe Reader, Windows claimed it to be taking up 221MB on my hard drive. 221 Megabytes! For a document reader!?

    After installing FoxIt, Windows claims that it takes up only 7.15MB, which I corroborated by checking the size of the install directory. For the life of me, I can't figure out what exactly it is that Adobe Reader does that FoxIt doesn't. They're functionality identical so far as I can tell. So what in god's name is Adobe doing with that extra 200 megabytes of disk space?

  6. Re:Ditch Acrobat... by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adobe is really slow about security patches on Acrobat.

    Have you updated the Adobe Updater? Perhaps what we need is an updater to update the Adobe Updater.

  7. Re:Ditch Acrobat... by Anenome · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So what in god's name is Adobe doing with that extra 200 megabytes of disk space?"

    I shouldn't really be telling you this, but there's an easter-egg video involving Carrot Top hidden somewhere in Adobe Reader. Call it a result of the 'more megabytes = more powerful' school of software management :P

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  8. Re:Ditch Acrobat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    pr0n that a developer accidentally commited.

  9. Obligatory by NoobixCube · · Score: 2, Funny

    Im on ur drive... eatin ur sectorz! om nom nom.

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  10. Re:Ditch Acrobat... by Toonol · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'll be horrible, but I really want to see an implementation of this.