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Reports Say Apple May Manufacture Its Own Chips

Posted by timothy on from the jalapeno-flavored-are-great dept.

afabbro writes "There are scattered reports today that Apple is building a team to design its own chips, with an eye towards reducing power consumption on iPods and iPhones."

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  1. In other reports... by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was actually revealed that their real motivation behind the Apple team's efforts is to build an uber sophisticated intelligent computer system capable of downloading Steve Jobs' brain in case he becomes too ill to continue his role as RDF overlor...er...CEO.

    1. Re:In other reports... by jDeepbeep · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was actually revealed that their real motivation behind the Apple team's efforts is to build an uber sophisticated intelligent computer system capable of downloading Steve Jobs' brain in case he becomes too ill to continue his role as RDF overlor...er...CEO.

      I, for one, welcome our new mock-turtlenecked overlord.

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  2. Apple Product Cycle revisions by nlawalker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like the Apple Product Cycle may have to be revised slightly.

  3. Apple chips by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

    What kind of dip goes with that?

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    1. Re:Apple chips by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

      This kind, of course.

  4. Re:It didn't work for microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mini was zippy? My friend, in a Mac world the correct term is "snappy". Amateur!

  5. Re:Apple chips? by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know for a fact that those chips are from a different company! Do Apple's lawyers know about this?

  6. Re:it seems that this will be a variant of the ARM by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, at last Apple will step out from under Dell's shadow!

  7. Re:innovation, custom chips == !hackintosh by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see it now:

    Apple Strategic Planning Meeting

    Steve Jobs: "So, from this point on, we'll build our own iProcessors, "

    Edward Applebee: "But sir, then our macs won't be able to run windows!"

    Steve Jobs: "Hey... you next to Edward, I want you to go over and hit that fucker in the face, really fucking hard!"

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