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Klingons Cut From Final Star Trek XI Movie
darthcamaro writes "Classic era trek was all about Kirk kicking the Klingons' tails. But the new Star Trek XI movie, the reboot, will not have any spoken Klingon in it — a travesty that has some fan sites up in arms already. 'We actually had a sequence that ended up getting cut from the movie that took place on Rura Penthe, in a Klingon prison,' Star Trek co-writer Alex Kurtzman said, explaining the deletion. 'And there was definitely Klingon spoken in the movie, and it ended up getting cut.' Frakkin' Federation ..."
As long as they don't replace the Klingons Gungans with Jamaican accents, we're cool! ;-)
Argh - can't believe I just wrote that.
"Get a life" in Klingon. Brilliant.
Hello, T-shirt!
I heard Tom Bombadil isn't even in this one!
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Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
No kidding. Chewbacca always struck me as very dog-like with his speech. He was practically incapable of whispering, and it looked like it caused him great physical discomfort to hold his tongue. I'm sure he was a good friend to have in a pinch, but sometimes you don't need your friends gargling every half-formed thought that flashes through their brains.
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That's totally ungrammatical. It is "yIn tItlhap". Leave the Klingon to people who know what they're talking about.
So it must have already happened, and it undid itself by resolving the paradox in four dimensions.
Fortunately, my username perfectly qualifies me to wear the shirt.
I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.
You should just repeat to yourself "It's just a show. I should probably just relax".
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And so, in winning, you've lost.
Because the level of irony created in anyone wearing it would destroy time.
I heard the rumor that wearing it is forbidden within three miles of the Large Hadron Collider.
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