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A Look Into the FBI's "Everything Bucket"
Death Metal notes an EFF report on information wrested from the FBI over the last three years via Freedom of Information requests. The report characterizes what Ars Technica calls the FBI's "Everything Bucket" — its Investigative Data Warehouse. (Here's the EFF's introduction and the report itself.) The warehouse, at least 7 years in the making, "...appears to be something like a combination of Google and a university's slightly out-of-date custom card catalog with a front-end written for Windows 2000 that uses cartoon icons that some work-study student made in Microsoft Paint. I guess I'm supposed to fear the IDW as an invasion of privacy, and indeed I do, but given the report's description of it and my experiences with the internal-facing software products of large, sprawling, unaccountable bureaucracies, I mostly just fear for our collective safety."
No it's not.
My name is Gary Mckinnon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day not hacking the pentagon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever found any administrator accounts without passwords? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you can't find insecurities, but you all take to a new level. This is even worse than using windows today without a firewall. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I hacked the pentagon, and left a taunting message about American foreign policy on one of the computers desktops. What hacking do you do, other than "download trojaned game crack"? I also found evidence of U.F.O.'s, and took a screenshot of the video from remote login (I just saved it, shit was SO cache). You are all faggots who should kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic related: It's my pentagon