Tiniest Lamp Spans Quantum, Classical Physics
Urchin writes "Physicists in California have made the smallest ever incandescent lamp using a carbon nanotube as the filament. The nanotube is so small it behaves as a quantum mechanical system but it's just large enough that the classical physics rules of thermodynamics should apply. Analyzing the light emitted from the tiny light will give the team a better picture of what happens in the twilight zone between the quantum and classical worlds." The New Scientist article doesn't mention the researchers' surprise, as the abstract does: "Remarkably, the heat equation and Planck's law together give a precise, quantitative description of the light intensity as a function of input power, even though the nanotube's small size places it outside the thermodynamic limit."
Is there anything they *can't* do?!
I'm sorry - but they will have to switch it out for a really tiny compact fluorescent bulb.
..........FULL STOP.
How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
I just replaced all the lamps in my house with these, but they just don't seem to brighten up the room like the old ones, and now my cat is missing.
The things we must endure for global warming to be a success.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
Reading Beowulf under the light provided by a cluster of these lamps!
It gets even worse: they're using a CARBON filement! Carbon, people! It's worse than plutonium!
...following the principles of Heisenburger's Uncertain Cat...
Okay you went and blew the light, I know I left the replacement bulb around here somewhere, but every time I look at it it disappears.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Nanoscale Inanimate Carbon Rod!
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
I think I'm required to tell you to "shut up and calculate".
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