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Nuclear Testing Helps Identify Fake Vintage Whiskey

Hugh Pickens writes "Industry experts claim the market for vintage whiskey has been flooded with fakes that purport to be several hundred years old but instead contain worthless spirit made just a few years ago. Now researchers at the Oxford Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit have developed a method that can pinpoint the date a whiskey was made by detecting traces of radioactive particles created by nuclear bomb tests in the 1950s. '"It is easy to tell if whiskey is fake as if it has been produced since the middle of the twentieth century, it has a very distinctive signature," says Dr. Tom Higham, deputy director of the facility. Nuclear bomb testing in the 1950s saw levels of carbon-14 in the atmosphere rise around the world so the amount of isotope absorbed by living organisms since this time has been artificially elevated. Whiskey extracted from antique bottles is sent to the laboratory where scientists burn the liquid and bombard the resulting gas with electrically charged particles so they can measure the carbon-14 in the sample. In one recent case, a bottle of 1856 Macallan Rare Reserve was withdrawn from auction at Christies, where it was expected to sell for up to £20,000, after the scientists found it had actually been produced in 1950. "So far there have probably been more fakes among the samples we've tested than real examples of old whiskey," says Higham.'"

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  1. I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I turned into Whiskeyman. My powers include slurred speech, a drunken lurch, and blackouts.

    1. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I turned into Whiskeyman. My powers include slurred speech, a drunken lurch, and blackouts.

      You're forgetting your most powerful ability: To turn even the ugliest woman into a supermodel!

    2. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I turned into Whiskeyman...

      ... played by noone other than rainier wolfcastle!

      rainier: "ap ze fisky!"
      coach: "UP THE WHISKEY!"
      rainier: "up ze wizzki!"
      coach: "... better."

    3. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was going to say "I think most of us were capable of interpolating that without your assistance", but your current Insightful mod might indicate otherwise. Kinda sad, really ...

    4. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alcoholic Anonymous

      Once a hard-drinking fast-living example of the high life, he had an encounter with a toxic substance... straight water.

      Hiding his true identity, he goes from place to place, enlisting the unwary into his army, tempting them into temperance. When he begins to take the first of twelve steps towards his target, the end is near.

      When asked why he struck terror into the hearts of oenophiles, whiskey aficionados, and beer drinkers, he said:

      "Alcohol goes against my grain."

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    5. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But it also includes a fail-over mechanism that disables the relevant mechanical parts and evacuates the contents of your abdomen on said female. Of the course the risk that still remains is that you may have had too much too quickly and overshot that threshold and taken home somebody who is so fugly and desperate that neither of those two problems are a game changer for her.

    6. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey by DamienNightbane · · Score: 4, Funny

      You already have a superhero identity, Mr. Stark.

  2. Taste by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What? They can't tell the difference by tasting it?

    1. Re:Taste by PeelBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      According to Pizza Hut, no.

    2. Re:Taste by FredFredrickson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The real bummer is never knowing (either by experiment, or by taste) without opening the bottle. And, of course, you'd leave the bottle unopened until the perfect occasion...

      So... a new status would be started, called the 99% full original verified bottle of vintage whiskey. In fact, unopened full bottles will become the anti-status symbol.

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    3. Re:Taste by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What? They can't tell the difference by tasting it?

      I suppose they can, but telling the difference is not the same as proving it. You need some kind of proof to accuse somebody of making fakes, not just its subjective taste.

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    4. Re:Taste by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'cus, you know, nobody buys wine for how it tastes... just for how impressive it looks in your liquor cabinet.

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    5. Re:Taste by Burning1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you spend 20,000 pounds on a bottle of whiskey, you're going to taste the difference, even if there isn't one. Belief can have as much an impact on perception as reality.

      Penn & Teller did a great experiment in an episode of their show, Bullshit. In one episode, they serve hose water in fancy bottles with fantastic stump lines about how great and rare each different bottle of hose water is. Most of the diners tasted a difference between the various bottles of hose water.

      In another, they had a prop design guy use (extremely) cheap ingredients to create tantalizing foods. The waiter would convince diners that stale bread was an exotic french import, receiving rave reviews in the process.

      Advertising is all about perception, and a lot of our consumer economy is based on it. My girlfriend works for a high end cosmetics chain... You wouldn't believe what a rip off that stuff can be.

      It makes me wish I was in the cosmetics business.

    6. Re:Taste by antagonizt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whiskey unlike wine does not age in the bottle. A hundred year old bottle of crappy whiskey will taste as bad as a new bottle of crappy whiskey. When bottles of whiskey talk about age they are referring to the length of time it spent in the barrel.

    7. Re:Taste by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Informative
      You can if you're the Highlander:
      • CONNOR: "Brandy. Bottled in 1783."
      • BRENDA: "Jesus. That's old."
      • CONNOR: "1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his Great Mass. The Montgolfier brothers went up in the first hot-air balloon. And England recognized the independence of the United States."
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    8. Re:Taste by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Advertising is all about perception, and a lot of our consumer economy is based on it. My girlfriend works for a high end cosmetics chain... You wouldn't believe what a rip off that stuff can be.

      It makes me wish I was in the cosmetics business.

      Would you be able to live with yourself though? Constantly lying to people and ripping them off, it would really wear on a person with a conscience.

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    9. Re:Taste by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Beats being a politician ;-)

    10. Re:Taste by denttford · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Respectfully, B.S.

      There is a sharp curve of diminishing returns once you cross the $40 mark in whisk(e)y. However, it doesn't take long to learn
      the difference between an Islay and a Highland, or to understand the difference between a younger or older scotch, or to understand that some expressions
      of whisky do better with longer casking and some are better when bottled at a younger age.

      Plenty is attributable to marketing - I'll take a $50 Lagavulin 16 over a $200 blended Blue Label any day of the week, twice on Sundays, and infinitely more on
      a mythical desert island. Those who are looking to impress coworkers, bosses, and clients may tell a different story, but it does not take long to develop a basic palate
      when it comes to whisky, nor does it require a ton of cash. Distinguishing between a chipped and truly aged scotch is trickier, but still doable.

      Frankly, in the end, it is about taste: if you can make a four year old taste like a 20 year old whiskey cheaply through chipping and good
      distilled water (whisky weakens throughout the barreling process as the "angels' share" evaporates), I'll be happy to drink it. To wit, I avoid blends in
      general, but a $15 fifth of blended White Horse is a hell of a deal and sits near a Macallan, Oban, Ardbeg, Balvenie 21, and a Lagavulin and a Laphroaig 15 (not to
      mention some ryes and borboun) on my shelf.

      And yes, I'm, might be fooled between the Lagavulin and Laphroig, but I doubt it when it comes to the others.

      I think one has to remember that not everyone who drinks or enjoys alcohol partakes in the American binge drinking culture - including many Americans.
      In fact, I have found some American tastes to be far more diverse than other cultures (to which I have been exposed) in fostering mixing, homebrewing,
      and modern bootlegging traditions - all of which should be somewhat enticing to /.ers in the sense of experimentation and applied science.

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    11. Re:Taste by camperdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      More importantly, if you're willing to pay 20,000 for a bottle of whiskey, you're never going to be drinking it.

      Actually, you might, under the right circumstances.

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    12. Re:Taste by steeph · · Score: 2, Informative

      No it ain't
      The real thing is Whisky.
      Irish stuff is Whiskey (and so is the US variant IIRC)

    13. Re:Taste by icebike · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are correct. This is a useless te.

      Opening the bottle destroys the value.

      Sort of like Schrodinger's Cat, the mere act of testing destroys the test subject.

      An open bottle can never be presumed to be real, and a still sealed one is equally suspect.

      Call me back when they can do this right thru th bottle.

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    14. Re:Taste by denttford · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sigh, there were some typos there. I wish I could attribute them to scotch, but I can't.

      I can, however, explain chipping, making a reply to my own post a little more legitimate. One way to make a younger whiskey (I'm not going to worry about the 'e' from here on) taste or appear older is to put roasted wood chips in the cask. Additionally, agitation may be used. Flavor and color is imparted by the cask over time and surface area (a terrible cheat is to introduce caramel into a casking, a practice which can disqualify the product from being marketed as scotch or whiskey in some areas). These tricks are more common in younger American distilleries, however lots of bad distilleries pull this nonsense.

      Now, younger whiskey will always taste "sharper" and less finished than it's older counterpart. It is possible to control this by mixing a younger whiskey with distilled water (for a single or vatted malt) or with older or calmer whiskies (for vatted or blended whiskies). Even so, there is a difference in taste between a whiskey that has matured and one whose alcohol content has been mitigated. Consumers can actually try this on their own, without a trip to a distillery: purchase a younger cask strength whisky (usually >55% ABV) and an older finished expression from the same distillery. Add distilled water until the ABV is the same level. Taste.

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    15. Re:Taste by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the bottle is corked and someone doesn't want to insert a very tiny needle to get a sample of the whiskey itself, a fleck of cork could probably be tested to see how old it is.

      While the age of the cork doesn't guarantee the age of the whiskey, it might be an indication. Hard to say though.

      But the amount withdrawn is going to be in the uL range which isn't even a significant portion of a single drop.

    16. Re:Taste by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In another, they had a prop design guy use (extremely) cheap ingredients to create tantalizing foods. The waiter would convince diners that stale bread was an exotic french import, receiving rave reviews in the process.

      They also had at least one customer call them on how horrible the food was. And let's forget that they shot a lot of footage and only showed you the parts they wanted to (like the various asking people on the street obvious trivia questions shows). Definately a biased sample. But mostly they could have been praying on the people's nature not to cause a fuss, and to agree with authority. After all, if I tell you that the bitterness in Merlot is a Good Thing, you might not like it, but want to appear sophisticated to me (the waiter), so you claim to. In other words, people lie, especially when they worry their fears aren't warrented.

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    17. Re:Taste by Vesvvi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It should be possible. Other comments here (http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221551&cid=27821391) have indicated that the bottle should "off-gass", and those gases could be collected for analysis. Sensitivity might be a concern, since the best gas-sampling mass spectrometers aren't usually the best at measuring isotope ratios, which is required for the analysis.

  3. Shocking. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I never would have expected fakes to outnumber genuine articles in a status driven market with poor verification.

    1. Re:Shocking. by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I never would have expected fakes to outnumber genuine articles in a status driven market with poor verification.

      I never thought it possible but this could be a niche market to rival audiophile products in regards to fraud.

  4. Business Opportunity...? by sampson7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds like "real" old whiskies are set to see a dramatic increase in price. Imagine if a rare collectible that fetched thousands of dollars at auction were about to become 50 or even 80 percent rarer. The intersection of the good old supply and demand curve sounds like it's about to jump....

    But really, who needs anything better than a 16 y.o. Lagavulin, anyway? F'ing Snobs.

    1. Re:Business Opportunity...? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well here's mine: decreasing the radioactive content of "fake" whiskey to match that of the "genuinely" old stuff!

      Well, if you do manage to invent the nuclear damper and accelerate the 1/2 life decay of carbon-14, let me know. I can think of a lot of people who'd be interested in forcing accelerated decay of stuff like plutonium.

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    2. Re:Business Opportunity...? by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All you need to do is re-bottle 1940 and earlier whiskey as the super old stuff. That totally eliminates this test as a way to tell the difference.

    3. Re:Business Opportunity...? by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep - I think if he was able to do that, the technique itself would be worth far more than any whiskey tricks.

      But for anyone thinking it could somehow be filtered, that's simply not possible. All the alcohol and the stuff that gives it flavor are organic molecules with carbon making the backbone. There isn't a way to go in and find which are the carbon-14 atoms and selectively replacing them with carbon-12.

      The technique used is guaranteed to be mass spectroscopy which destroys the sample because it has to be atomized and ionized. All the atoms basically get weighed at the same time so you don't know which atom came from where. You just know the isotope ratios.

      There are mass spec techniques that would allow finding where a particular atom would be located, but I don't believe it would work if you have millions of molecules with random substitutions which is probably the case.

  5. Such a waste by ironicsky · · Score: 2, Informative

    If a bottle of whiskey is supposedly worth $20,000, assuming its a 26oz bottle and they take even 1oz out for burning that drops the value almost a grand.
    Seems like an expensive waste to me.

    1. Re:Such a waste by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

      But, if it turns out to have been created last tuesday, then you're only burning a few cents worth.

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    2. Re:Such a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This can likely be done on the order of uL.

    3. Re:Such a waste by evanbd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A mass spectrometer can operate on a few milligrams of carbon. That means you need perhaps as much as 50 microliters of whiskey, or about 0.0017 oz.

      Burning $0.50 worth of whiskey makes sense to me when testing a $20,000 bottle that has a greater than 50% chance of being a fake.

    4. Re:Such a waste by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Strawberry Boones farm, Corona extra lime, and Bacardi Limon w/Cranberry?

      It's always so sad to see 12 year old girls become alcoholics.

  6. Re:carbon 14 useless after 1945 by omnichad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And of course assuming that Carbon-14 had never spiked for any reason in the past before we knew what it was and measured it regularly.

  7. What the hell.. by drewsup · · Score: 3, Funny

    They opened the bottle to test the whiskey and my cat disappeared.. where d he go????

  8. Send the "fakes" my way for proper disposal. by fotbr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subject says it all, really. After all, alcohol abuse is bad.

  9. Worthless? by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No spirit is worthless if it contains alcohol of the appropriate kind.

  10. Re:The Same Technique Was Used: +1, Informative by RDW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, the 'real' applications for this technique are much more interesting, possibly even to whisky drinkers:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/02/science/02cell.html

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/03/science/03heart.html

    The nuclear powers helpfully performed a gigantic pulse labelling experiment on the DNA of the entire biosphere back in the 50s, which allows the cell 'birthdays' in various tissues of people born in that era to be determined. The measurements can be calibrated by the C-14 content in tree rings, so you can work out if the cells are (e.g.) as old as the person (certain brain cells) or renewed more recently (like heart muscle).

  11. Whiskey and its age by skwang · · Score: 5, Informative
    As a whisk(e)y connoisseur let me add my 2 cents with following points.

    1. The older a whiskey is the more expensive it gets due to rarity, not quality. Many people have a bias toward older whiskeys (whiskies) because they think they are better. Like wine, some whiskeys age well, others don't.

    2. Whiskey must be stored in oak barrels to age. Once it is out of the barrel, and in a bottle or steel vat, it no longer ages. So a 10 year old whiskey sitting in a bottle for 50 years is still a 10 year old whiskey.

    3. Whiskeys in barrels lose about 2% a year due to evaporation, known as the angel's share. That 2% is mostly water in hotter climates, but in cooler ones, like Scotland, what is lost is mostly alcohol. Thus a spirit which is put into a barrel at 60% alcohol by volume (ABV) will be reduced to 50% ABV then 40% ABV as time goes one. This is important because once the produce drops below 40% ABV, it can no longer legally be named whiskey. Thus whiskeys are usually never older than 40 years of age to due the angle's share.

    4. Whiskey is how it's spelled in the USA (where I am writing this.) In Britain and Canada it is spelled whisky. Since the article discusses whisky from The Macallan distillery (yes the "T" is capitalized), the article's title and summary misspelled "whisky."

    1. Re:Whiskey and its age by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. Whiskey must be stored in oak barrels to age. Once it is out of the barrel, and in a bottle or steel vat, it no longer ages. So a 10 year old whiskey sitting in a bottle for 50 years is still a 10 year old whiskey.

      Are there any other laws of physics that whiskey violates? No wonder there are so many scottish physicists.

    2. Re:Whiskey and its age by skwang · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aging can mean two things. 1) The passage of time. So a whiskey stored in any container gets physically older.

      2) But aging a whiskey is a specific process. Whiskey is created by the interaction of a spirit with the wood that it is in contact with. In effect you distill a "solvent" and that solvent dissolves chemicals in the wood. Thus when you remove the whiskey from a barrel you are in effect stopping the "aging process."

      When I said "[the whiskey] no longer ages." I mean this specific process (#2), not that the passage of time stops. :-)

      PS I do happen to a physicist though...

      PPS ...not from Scotland.

    3. Re:Whiskey and its age by confused+one · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tennessee Whiskey = Bourbon for the nonconforming nonconformist.

      But just to confuse matters:
      Jack Daniels spelled it whiskey
      George Dickel spelled it whisky

      I prefer the George Dickel No. 12 or the Barrel Select myself.

  12. Another clue by tsstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another clue to the growing problem of fakes is the supply of hyper-aged whiskey _increasing_. Just a layman's observation.

  13. creationists by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Creationists, however, deny the accuracy of carbon dating. Therefore, all the fake whiskey will be sold to them at full price.

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    1. Re:creationists by ceejayoz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is not technically "carbon dating", it's detecting the presence of a newer isotope that wasn't present in any quantities prior to a certain date.

      Nice try, but they're checking for Carbon-14, discovered five years before the first nuclear bomb was detonated and used for "carbon dating" materials up to about 60,000 years old. 14C is, in fact, the reason it's called "carbon dating".

  14. It's whisky the're testing, not whiskey by Anonymous+EPA · · Score: 2, Informative
    What they are testing is the stuff made in Scotland called "whisky".

    The brown spirit made in other countries (including Ireland, Japan, Canada and the country to the South of Canada) is called "whiskey". This is quite different.

    Only whisky attracts idiots to put silly values on bottles of the stuff they are never going to drink.

    The only proper thing to do to a bottle of whisky is drink it (not all at once ;-). The same applies to a bottle of whiskey, and after a few, you will no longer mind you don't actually have a bottle of whisky to drink.

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  15. Not just whiskey by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Atmospheric contaminants are routinely used to date the age of groundwater (e.g., in wells) and even to measure the residence time for water in the watershed of rivers. The most commonly used radioactive element is the hydrogen isotope, tritium. You can see a curve for it here, where the tritium level peaks in 1964 or so. You measure how much tritium is in the groundwater, then you compare it to that curve to which I linked after accounting for the decay of the tritium (half-life = 12.32 years), the match shows when that water fell as rainfall. Lot's of different contaminants are that way: CFC's used in air conditioners were useful until they were banned, SF6 is used in industrial transformers and does the same job.

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  16. Re:How old is old enough? by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 4, Informative

    Whiskey (or any liquor that is aged for flavor) only ages "in the barrel". Once it is bottled, it does not age anymore, because glass is inert. So if your grandfather bought a bottle of 12 year old Chivas in 1960 and left it gathering dust in his liquor cabinet for the next 49 years, you do not have 61-year old scotch, you have 12 year old scotch that's been in the bottle for 49 years. The value in these old bottles is not necessarily in their age per se, it's in their rarity - many of these old distilleries have long since ceased production and gone out of business, their recipes are lost, and the old bottles represent a legacy of sorts for the regional producers who thrived before giant corporations took over the production of spirits. It's kind of like buying NOS (new old stock) stickers for your MAME cabinet or arcade build. Only in this case, the "relics", such as they are, are a link to the past that simply can't be recreated once they're gone. The process that's descibed in the article ensure that the unscrupulous among us don't try to take advantage of people's desire to connect with that which came before.

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  17. Re:carbon 14 useless after 1945 by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    We can compare C-14 dating to other known dates. For example, C-14 dating agrees with dating from dendrochronology(the fancy word for counting tree rings). C-14 dating also agrees with other forms of radioactive dating and known historical data. We can be very sure there hasn't been any spike in the last 9000 years or so. Sudden spikes would also show and make a lot of archaeology just not look like it made any sense. And if there were any form of spike we'd likely see an impact in the ratios of other isotopes. If there had been substantial nuclear detonations for example, we'd be able to tell.

    A spike won't add a uniform extension or contraction to dates. For most forms of spiking, you'll get a lot of stuff looking like it is from a very short time period or you'll get a very large period where you don't see almost anything (depending on whether you have a process adding too much C-14 or reducing C-14 levels). We can be pretty sure that C-14 dating is accurate.

  18. Re:How old is old enough? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although I never win the whiskey age bragging contests, the penis length contests are a different matter...

    Perhaps you need to hang out at a different bar...

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  19. There's No Such Thing As "Worthless" Whiskey by tspauld98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

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  20. Re:Anything "high end" is generally a rip off by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you really think there are $90,000 worth of parts and labor in an S-Class Mercedes...

    For someone that likes to call others stupid, you don't know anything about cars, do you? You really think that a Ford Festiva and a Mercedes have the same performance and quality of parts? This isn't a case of "I THINK my car has better parts/performance". You can actually buy mechanical parts that have higher tolerances, better engineering and longer lasting materials. And you can prove it with testing methods.

  21. Re:How old is old enough? by profplump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blended scotch isn't necessarily bad. It gets the reputation because it's much easier to hide cheap scotch by blending it. But if you start out with good scotch you can make very nice blended scotch, and you can make blends with attributes that are all but impossible to obtain in a single-malt. I prefer The Macallan myself, but to dismiss all blended scotch as second-rate is pure snobbery.

    Also note that many single-malt distilleries are now selling their stock to other labels, and are intentionally "blending" it by adding a trivial amount of some other stock for no reason other than to prevent labeling of the end product as single-malt -- the perception of the single-malt label is much more valuable than any pragmatic product difference.

  22. It tastes like what you imagine it to taste by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It tastes like whatever you convince yourself that it should taste like.

    Probably a better example would be a better documented breed of self-deluded puppies: the kind of audiophiles who'd buy an audiophile-grade ethernet (i.e., digital!) cable for $500 and swear that they hear whatever difference you tell them they should hear, when they play MP3's (again: digital!) over that network. As if a 1 weren't just as much a 1 or a 0 as much a 0 over it. But no, if you tell them they should hear a fuller and richer bass, they'll actually hear it.

    There are wooden volume knobs sold out there as doing this or that magic for the music, and (the right kind of) people will actually hear that magic. Even though that volume knob isn't even part of the signal chain at all. It's just a wooden disc on the outside. The potentiometer (variable resistor) that actually controls the volume is something else on the same shaft. But they'll swear they hear the difference.

    Someone on another forum at one time actually heard the difference between MP3's played off different brands of hard drives. Once it got into his head that a magnetic disc is really coated in a magnetic layer like a cassette, and that there was this different between sound reproduction between different cassette coatings (e.g., iron versus chrome), he actually started hearing that one hard drive gives better bass and another gives better trebble. And he can hear that difference.

    So basically my bet is that it works just the same with anything. Sound, image, taste (since we're at whiskey), or whatever you wish. If the Grimm Brothers' "The Emperor's New Clothes" had happened IRL, people would have actually seen whatever clothes they got it into their head that really smart and superior people see. And no amount of children screaming "the emperor is naked" would change that. And even if you got the emperor and his guards out of the equation, if a hundred years later the country were a republic and the non-existent clothes were in an (empty) glass box at a museum, some people would still go and congratulate each other for being so superior as to see the fabulous clothes in the box.

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  23. Carbon-14 and fossil fuels by mangu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if you do manage to invent the nuclear damper and accelerate the 1/2 life decay of carbon-14, let me know

    Very simple: grow your grain with the CO2 emitted by burning fossil fuels. Oil or coal that are millions of years old have very little C-14.

    1. Re:Carbon-14 and fossil fuels by Thiez · · Score: 5, Funny

      > But if you harvest the CO2 from fossil fuels, and do it right, you could blow these tester's minds when they find you have 300 million year old whiskey!

      Surely this problem can easily be solved by mixing the fossil-fuel CO2 with post 1950s CO2 until you have the desired Carbon-14 concentration.

      I like where this is going. Someone should create a "2000 year old" whiskey and claim it was made by Jesus himself, then market it as 'Holy Spirit'.

    2. Re:Carbon-14 and fossil fuels by linzeal · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can just do electrolysis and make pure water.

  24. In other news... by Anenome · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, representatives of whiskey maker, Jim Bean Corp. were arrested Monday trying to buy radioactive materials from radical elements in Darfur. Experts disagree whether this was a plot to produce counterfeit whiskey or to produce a nuclear bomb as part of some plan for world domination. Dr. Evil was unavailable for comment by press time.

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  25. Care Package by Mal-2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a gift for newgrouping a Usenet group (alt.archery.traditional, if I remember correctly), I was once sent a scotch whisky care package. In it were twelve baby food jars that were numbered but otherwise not labeled. Only after I had sampled each and given my opinion was I told what each one was. I do not know that you have twelve varieties at your disposal, but this was an enlightening experience for me and could possibly be for some of your friends as well.

    Mal-2

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  26. Re:Anything "high end" is generally a rip off by inviolet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you really think there are $90,000 worth of parts and labor in an S-Class Mercedes (does the S stand for stupid, or stinking rich, or both)? Also, when I go to a restaurant and order a $60 bottle of wine, it makes me feel bad when I see that same bottle in Bottle King for $12...

    It is better for society if there isn't $90,000 worth of parts and labor in an S-Class Mercedes. The whole point of luxury items is to take a rich person's money and put it back into circulation, in the process reducing the concentration of power that his bankroll represents. The only question is, how much wealth will be consumed in the process?

    Selling him a $80,000 Rolex burns about $4,000 in actual wealth to liberate the $80,000. That's efficient.

    Him hiring a butler for $80,000 a year burns about $40,000 in actual wealth -- this is the wealth the butler could've created elsewhere, rather than scurrying around making the rich guy feel special. That's not efficient.

    So, never criticize super-expensive trinkets; they are far far better for society's total net wealth than servants.

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  27. Re:carbon 14 useless after 1945 by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Informative

    The oldest trees aren't that old. However, we can match up tree rings from different trees to extend the data past that. The primary way of doing this is that temperature and water levels effect how much growth occurs and thus alters ring thickness. So if for example we have a tree that goes back back say a thousand years and then we have at the end a big ring, 22 big rings, a short ring, 4 big rings and then 2 short rings. If we find a dead tree that has that pattern at one point we can tentatively match the two segments up as corresponding to the same years. We can also cross confirm this with multiple tree lines and agreement in levels of various isotopes in the individual ring or sets of rings (this agreement is independent of any concern about spikes or similar issues since we are just looking for agrement of current levels, not trying to figure out the initial levels). The Wikipedia article on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrochronology provides a good summary of the basics.

  28. Re:How old is old enough? by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Beers and wines have yeasts in them that react with sugars remaining from the liquid's previous life as wort / fruit juice. "Aging" in these products refer to flavor changes resulting from the actions of these yeasts. Hard liquor has been distilled, possibly filtered, and the alcohol content is high enough to kill the hardiest yeast. Whiskey is "aged" by storing in charred casks and allowing tannins from the wood to impart flavors to the liquor - the longer the whiskey is in the wood, the more tannins. Put the whiskey into glass bottles, and the aging stops. I stand by my original comment.

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  29. Mod up by ppanon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dang. And me with no mod points.

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  30. Half Life and Whisky by LesFerg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally I find that Half Life and Whisky make a good combination, up to a point, then I start fumbling the weapon reloads, missing the enemy, and eventually fall off my chair.

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