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The Biggest Cults In Tech
bobby f. writes "Infoworld has published its list of the biggest cults in tech — including Palmists, Newtonians, Commodorians, the Brotherhood of the Ruby, IBM power systems fanboys, Ubuntu-ists, and Lispers. A pretty fun read (unless you really are a cult member)." Although I think it's pretty clear that the Apple camp isn't an opinionated cult, they're just always right. Fire away.
Strange to have 'cults in tech' and no mention of gamers, console vs pc, mmorpgers in WoW etc.
If anything was a cult it would be WoW and Evercrack.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
especially if we're mentioning Ubuntu. Seems like windows is missing too.
A fanboi is a fanboi, even if their product actually is better.
93rd rule of Slashdot: No matter how obvious my sarcasm is, my comment will be taken seriously by someone.
very big mistake - the author forgot to mention slashdotters
Windows isn't a cult.
It's a religion.
AEIOU: open-source anonymous internet currency
I stopped reading after this.
"Quantity has a quality all its own." -- Joseph Stalin
Size matters. Within the topic of mysticism, when you get to the mainstream stuff like Christianity/Judaism/Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism, they're not cults, regardless of any of the beliefs within them. Likewise, neither is Windows, for the same exact reason. You have to be a persecuted minority to be a cult. Being crazy isn't enough; if you have enough votes, insanity is irrelevant.
Apple is approaching loss of its culty flavor as well. Sure, they're still minority, but they're a big rich one, and certainly not persecuted (except maybe the gamers).
"Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
The only difference between a cult and religion is one has political power. And that's why Apple is also a religion as it has commercials.
Common Sense
Object-oriented programming. And yes, I expected to get done for heresy.
Brett
Name: Commodore Amiga OS
Established: 1985
Gathering of the tribe: various E.U. discoteks
Major Deity: Jay Butterfield
Sacred Relic: a red-and-white "boing" ball.
Believed Antichrist: Commodore management
True Antichrist: Wintel empire
Major religious rituals: Multitasking 100 programs at once, Instant off shutdown (flip the power switch), rapid bootup (10 seconds), balancing Chip RAM versus Fast RAM, and Guru Meditation errors
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
The primary difference between a cult and a religion is that in a religion, all of the information about it is openly and freely exchanged to the maximum extent that anyone who believes in the religion is capable. A cult, however, keeps some aspects of their beliefs and practices to themselves, revealing certain details only to trusted associates that are also within the cult.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Man, you guys must fucking hate Sony =)