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Google Puts the Brakes On Saving the World

An anonymous reader sends along a sharp and snarky article that takes Google to task for taking longer than expected to award $10M in its competition to find and fund world-bettering ideas. The submitter comments, "After using its tenth birthday as occasion to solicit philanthropic ideas from Web users through its Project 10^100, Google appears to have backed off from its commitment to provide $10 million in funding to the winner. While the company was supposed to reveal the Project 10^100 winner in February, Google has since delayed the vote once and now suspended it indefinitely, due to the overwhelming response — Google says it received 150,000 entries. A Google spokeswoman wouldn't commit to a new date, saying only it would be delayed 'for a while longer.' She further apologized for the company's 'over optimistic assumptions about how quickly we could analyze all the ideas that we've received.'"

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  1. Hype by JCSoRocks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't really sound like they're copping out. It just sounds more like 150,000 projects is a whole lot more than they expected to get. They didn't plan on dedicating the resources necessary to get through that many submissions in a reasonable amount of time. Now they're delaying it... or you know, just assume that Google is horribly evil. Whichever.

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    1. Re:Hype by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know what's taking them so long...my idea to replace inefficient jet-fuel-burning airliners with giant gliders and slingshots was so clearly superior to any other ideas they could have received, I don't understand why I haven't received my check yet.

    2. Re:Hype by Mendoksou · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmph! 21026 of my 25826 ideas were easily better than this! Seriously, what's with all you people spamming bad ideas like that at them? All your doing is making them take longer sifting through my ideas to tell me which one of them won.

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    3. Re:Hype by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now they're delaying it... or you know, just assume that Google is horribly evil. Whichever.

      Thanks for offering the choice. I'm gonna assume they're horribly evil.

      See, the truth of the matter is that Google is now assembling a database of all the possible ways the world could be saved. Meanwhile, they have a crack team of evil underlords working to make sure that Google has appropriate counter-strategies to the the world-saving methods with the highest PageRanks.

      This way, when Googol the Destroyer is summoned from the Plane of Infernal Terrors to wreak the End of Days upon the world, no measly humans will be able to execute a plan to thwart him.

      Mwua-ha-ha-ha.

      Humanity's only hope will be that the eminent rival sorcerors, Gatus and Joba, will overcome their mutual disdain in order to devise an artifact of true power, the One True Operating System with Built-in Global Web Search, that will condemn Googol to return to the Plane of Infernal Terrors. Unfortunately, the roving druid Stallmanx has thrown a wrench into the works by turning the hearts and minds of lesser sorcerors (and hedge wizards) against Gatus and Joba, and so our heroes must overcome the animosity of their lesser brethren before they can fulfill their quest.

      Will Gatus and Joba succeed? Will we ever find out what wonders lie beneath the surface of Stallmanx's Beard of Druidic Prowess? Will Googol succeed in bringing about the End of Days via the Rite of a Million Targeted Ads?

      Tune in to next week's broadcast of "Googol the Destroyer"!

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    4. Re:Hype by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Working out little details like that will happen after we get the funding.

      I'm glad to see you've been following my work. You don't happen to be a venture capitalist, do you?

    5. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The previous post has been removed due to copyright violation by The Church of Scientology.

    6. Re:Hype by Rary · · Score: 5, Funny

      It just sounds more like 150,000 projects is a whole lot more than they expected to get.

      Now if only they could find someone who's really adept at searching through large quantities of documents and ranking the relevant results....

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  2. Low expectations... by Itninja · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This phenomenon recently happened at work. We are a non-profit attached to the State education system. We have less than 125 employees, but most of us get paid okay (for a non-profit) and have great benefits (because of the government association). However, it's not exactly Google or Microsoft; certainly not the sexiest place to work. Usually it takes weeks to get enough resumes when a new job is posted. But the HR folks did not account for rabid nature of current job seekers. They posted a new job opening on Craigslist and within three days had 15000 applicants. They eventually had to pull the opening while they waded through all the resumes...

    It was really quite crippling for them.

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  3. Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm . . . I looked at the headline and thought, "Oh Noes, G00gle iz teh 33-vil!"

    Then I read the summary. Actually, with 150,000 entries, it looks perfectly legitimate that they are delaying or suspending the vote. I thought, "Hmm, which editor would write a misleading, sensationalistic headline like that?"

    Well, I guessed correctly: The same genius that comes up with such diamonds as "Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon". Is anyone surprised?

  4. Re:Pay for submission by aschran · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you underestimate the difference between "free" and "not free." Making it cost even $0.01 would probably reduce the submissions significantly.

  5. Pick me! by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they pick my idea: hold a competition to provide $9 million to someone with the best idea on how to help the world.

  6. Interestingly, Bill Gates solicited submissions by tlambert · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not to be an apologist, just stating facts...

    Interestingly, Bill Gates solicited submissions similar to the ones the Google contest was intended to solicit, back in the mid 1990s, prior to completing his book "The Road Ahead". This was right around the time he founded "the William H. Gates Foundation", which was later renamed to "the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation".

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Melinda_Gates_Foundation

    He did this with an initial $94 million stock gift.

    Now, while he's technically not identical to Microsoft... he's probably close enough.

    -- Terry

  7. Re:The Bird by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only one who is amazed at the amount of times someone sticks the boot into Google for doing something constructive?

    When was the last time Microsoft (or any other large company) did anything like this? NEVER?? You'd be right.

    Well, yesterday Bill Gates (who I think we can still equate with MS) gave away $8.1 million for medical research based on unconventional submissions (and open to the public). So the answer to your question isn't "never." It's "yesterday, and very very often." That's remarkably similar to what Google is trying to do here for the first time, but the main difference is that Bill Gates has given away something like $30 BILLION by now and he actually succeeded in finding a way to sort through submissions and get the money to the people who had ideas. If he stops now and Google hands out their prize tomorrow, and then they continue at this pace, they'll catch up to him in the year 32009. Yeah, Google is amazing and MS hates everyone.

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