Duke Nukem For Never

PLSQL Guy writes "Duke Nukem Forever developer 3D Realms is shutting down, according to Shacknews. They cite 'a reliable source close to the company,' who said the developer is finished and employees have already been let go. It looks like all of the Duke Nukem Forever jokes are turning into reality; DNF might turn out to be the ultimate vaporware after all." 3D Realms' webmaster, Joe Siegler, confirmed the closing, saying that he didn't know about it even a day beforehand. Apogee and Deep Silver, who are working on a different set of Duke Nukem games (referred to as the Duke Nukem Trilogy) say they are not affected by the problems at 3D Realms.

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Duke Nukem

[xming]

For Never.

It's been on my desktop for the last ten years

[Anonymous Coward]

Linux is already on the desktop. I have been using Linux since 1995 and exclusively since around 1999. I work with it, use it at home, watch DVDs on it, read and write all documents sent to and received from those bozos who unknowingly squandered their money on Windows.

Nine times out of ten, when I show a Windows user my Linux setup, they are wide eyed and speechless. They could never have guessed from the accumulated FUD of the last ten years, that Linux would be so easy to use, and horror of horrors... be smarter looking than their own OS (you know, the one they had no choice in using).

PHBs often don't budge though. They have their dirty mitts on the purse strings and being old, aren't inclined to change their ways. They'll be still sitting in the corner, stubbornly refusing to take a look. Good riddance to them I say. They'll be retiring soon in any case.

A possible sequence of events

[StreetStealth]

After some discussion with friends, I have laid out this possible scenario:

1. Take-Two, already owning the Duke IP, acquires 3D Realms' project assets for cheap at 3DR's bankruptcy hearing.

2. In conjunction with Rockstar top management, T2 assembles a ninth (remember, there are already eight others) Rockstar studio partially out of former 3DR staff (creatives, not management, and certainly not Broussard). It is named Rockstar Texas.

3. Rockstar Texas goes on a strict 18-month development cycle to actually finish DNF. Former 3DR employees who do not adapt to the vastly new way of working are ruthlessly downsized.

4. Sometime in 2011, DNF is actually released. With the mystique gone along with 3D Realms, it's not quite the same, but it turns out to be a solid FPS with some great immersion and an enjoyably snarky sense of humor.

Oh, and...

5. Profit