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OpenOffice 3.1 Released

harmonise writes "OpenOffice 3.1 has been released. According to the release announcement, this update received 'The biggest single change (half a million lines of code!) and the most visible is the major revamp of OpenOffice.org on-screen graphics.' See the OpenOffice 3.1 New Features page for a full list of changes."

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  1. antialiased! by spud603 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally with antialiasing !

  2. What, half a million lines of code changed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and still no Clippy the paperclip to help me write a letter?

    1. Re:What, half a million lines of code changed... by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Due to copyright concerns, OO3.1 will have "Stapley" as the office assistant

      "I see that you're writing a document that will undoubtedly take up more than one page. Would you like help affixing these multiple pages together?"

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  3. Anti-Aliasing! by AtomicDevice · · Score: 5, Funny

    "OpenOffice.org now uses a technique called anti-aliasing..."

    WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:Anti-Aliasing! by barzok · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shut up, Terry.

  4. Re:Sorry but... by Tokerat · · Score: 5, Funny

    You had me until "Microsoft"...

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  5. Re:Oracle? by Burkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forgive me, but I am a bit ignorant on this, could someone tell me when and how it came to pass that Oracle now has relationship with Open Office?

    You mean other than the fact that they own Sun and the OOo team is mostly Sun engineers? Yeah that was a pretty difficult one to solve.

  6. Well, Duh! by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the most visible is the major revamp of OpenOffice.org on-screen graphics.

    Well, Duh! I'll bet the least visible is the off screen graphics.

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  7. sod off dancing monkey boy ! by rs232 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "OpenOrifice is still just a lame piece of software for people who are too cheap to buy quality Microsoft software

    Dancing Monkeyboy

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  8. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Mod Parent up.

    My nerd buddy who is into Linux had been bugging me to try OpenOffice for weeks. I installed it and it took nearly 3 hours to complete, while requiring 3 reboots in the process! Sure enough, it was as slow and buggy as the Java platform itself.

    That's why Genuine Microsoft Office is my productivity suite of choice. It offers lightning-fast speed, ironclad stability, and the revolutionary new Ribbon interface which allow us to Just Get the Job Done(tm). No futzing with half-ass crappola on MY machine, ladies.

  9. Re:Word count by bwalling · · Score: 5, Funny

    2006? How am I supposed to get back to 2006 and get it? It's not like I have a time traveling phone booth or DeLorean sitting around.

  10. Re:Congratulations by OglinTatas · · Score: 3, Funny

    All hot female naysayers, 18-36 please report to my house.

  11. Re:Sorry but...[insert ad here] by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dirty mouth?

    Try Orbit gum!

    Brilliant!

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  12. Looks native by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    but it has had times where it seemed out of place on either Windows or OSX

    And that's exactly why iTunes has been such a success on Windows. It looks just like a native app...

  13. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And Windows is free if your time and money have no value.

  14. Re:Congratulations by Etrias · · Score: 4, Funny

    Completely off topic, but if you have a bunch of hot female naysayers at your house, what on Earth do you hope to accomplish? It's like the kid in college who lined his room with posters of women in bikinis and never ever talking to a real live girl.

  15. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    OpenOrifice is still just a lame piece of software for people who are too cheap to buy quality Microsoft software.

    I didn't know Microsoft was in that business..

  16. Re:Sorry but... by x4nit0s · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry to pick on you grammer nazi but if your going to do it right you should follow your own advice

    Yes, "YOUR" right his "GRAMMER" was teh sux, also while we're at it when you say you could care less you imply that you do care about the issue, as you have the ability to care less than you currently do about it.

    Get a brane, moran!

  17. Re:Will be include in F11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As a counterpoint, Fedora 11 will also have professionally packed packages and won't be run by a bunch of former Ubuntu noobs and script kiddies.

  18. Re:.5 million lines of code by ichthus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...*cricket sounds*

    Ah, shucks. Apparently, neither of the NetBSD advocates are reading slashdot at the moment.

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  19. Re:.5 million lines of code by nschubach · · Score: 2, Funny

    *runs around stomping on all the crickets*

    Dammit! I'm at work and I'm trying to sleep here!

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  20. Re:Oracle? by rackserverdeals · · Score: 2, Funny

    There isn't any rule to make it wrong. You can disagree with it, but that doesn't establish that it is wrong, just that you disagree with it.

    Uhm.. yeah there is. This isn't kindergarten where every child is a treasure and there is no wrong so we don't hurt people's feelings. Saying you're going to buy something isn't the same as owning something.

    You can't go to a car dealership, tell them you want to buy a car then slap on your "I heart <topic>" bumper stickers on it and take it to the beach until you fork over the money.

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  21. Re:.5 million lines of code by Arthur+Dent · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he's working in the cubicle next to me. Please come and take him back!

  22. Re:Great for Home / School use but... by domatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...The automation capabilities of VBA MAKE the financial industry work...."

    Well that explains a lot.