German Gov To Ban Paintballing After Shooting
whoever57 writes "In response to the school shooting in March in which 16 people were killed, the German Government
plans to ban all games in which players shoot at each other with pellets. The rationale for this is that 'paintball trivializes violence and risks lowering the threshold for committing violent acts.' Fines could be up to 5,000 euros."
And wear water wings while eating soup.
No the water wings don't work. You need to wear life vests or other DEUTSCH LIFEGUARD APPROVED flotation device when having soup. Water wings are not approved.
All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.