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How an Intern Stole NASA's Moon Rocks
schwit1 submitted a story telling the strange tale of how in 2002, rogue NASA interns stole millions of dollars in moon rocks from a building designed not to let that happen. I'd suggest taking the whole thing with a little bit of salt.
I am a FISH!
Rock on!
Why the fuck is the slashdot home page sending as rss?
She got on her knees and used her mouth like God intended.
So there are no whales on the moon just trout?
There's a box on my Slashdot user page that says I can disable ads thanks to my excellent contributions. WTF? I'm fucking retarded! I don't make excellent contributions to anything except the toilet!
In light of this misplaced honor, I'll take this opportunity to say, enjoy your Friday, and fuck the Los Angeles Lakers.
* Note: NBA Rule 12A Section 5 Exceptions do not apply to players Stu Jackson deems to be "superstars," as evidenced by the 2009 NBA Western Conference Semifinals Game 2 between The Los Angeles Lakers and Houston Rockets when Kobe Bryant clearly threw an elbow into Ron Artest's throat. Though exception I. (3) states that the player must be ejected, Bryant was allowed to remain in the game without even a foul called. After further review, Jackson did not suspend Bryant for this obvious rule violation, instead slapping him on the wrist with a flagrant 1 foul, proving yet again that "superstars" play by a different set of rules than other NBA players.
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
One vice leads to another, then you end up like me, so jaded the only thing that gets you off is freebasing ground up moon rocks. And this just gets me to normal!