Indian Man Avoids Washing For 35 Years

An Indian man, who has seven daughters and a wife who must be chronically congested, has not washed himself in 35 years. He believes that not washing will ensure that his next child will be a boy. Instead of bathing and brushing his teeth, Kailash "Kalau" Singh stands on one leg next to a bonfire, smokes marijuana, and says prayers to Shiva. "It's just like using water to take a bath. A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body," Kalau was reported as saying. Kalau now tills fields after he had to sell a grocery store he owned, when people stopped shopping there due to his "unhealthy personality."

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Re:Yep.

[Anonymous Coward]

I see, I thought I pretty much had that under control, thanks for the heads up.

While I got you here, here's something I've wanted to tell you on and off for quiet a while now: Don't fuck with me, I've played the game longer and harder than you ever did, kid.

So that's why

[Anonymous Coward]

Indian people always smell like shit and curry.