Maddog's New Hampshire "Unix" Plate Turns 20

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Maddog's New Hampshire "Unix" Plate Turns 20

Posted by timothy on Sunday May 17, 2009 @07:22AM from the like-a-1-letter-domain dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Local newspaper talks to Linux International's Jon 'maddog' Hall, who lives in New Hampshire, and who since 1989 has had a 'Live Free or Die' UNIX license plate — a real one, not a conference hand-out — on his Jeep. From the story: 'The day he installed the UNIX plates, he went early to work at DEC's office on Spit Brook Road in Nashua, to be sure to get the parking space right next to the door used by all the Unix engineers. He watched them come in and, one after another, do a double take at seeing the real-world version of the famous fake plate. "People would race in and yell, 'Who is it? Whose plate is it?!?'" Hall said. It was his then and it is his now. After 20 years, one suspects you will have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers.'"

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Let's see how long he can keep it. by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 07:38 · Score: 3, Funny

It's little known in the nerd community that "unix" has also negative conotations for example in certain ghettos in california an unix is a one-legged chinese hooker.
I wonder how long it takes until someone is offended.
1. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by JerkBoB · 2009-05-17 09:57 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  a one-legged chinese hooker.
  ... named Irene?
  
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2. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by Idiomatick · 2009-05-17 10:16 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Eunuchs?
3. Re:Let's see how long he can keep it. by vyruss000 · 2009-05-17 11:50 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  a one-legged chinese hooker.
  ... named Irene?
  No... named Eileen!
I've seen a LINUX plate in Danbury, CT by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 07:43 · Score: 5, Funny

I saw a chick driving a car with a Connecticut LINUX plate in Danbury. I just about divorced my wife right then and there. :)
1. Re:I've seen a LINUX plate in Danbury, CT by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 07:53 · Score: 0, Funny
  
  Yeah that happened to me too! But before you could do that your mom woke you up, right? ;)
2. Re:I've seen a LINUX plate in Danbury, CT by DoofusOfDeath · 2009-05-17 08:35 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  You almost left your wife for a hard-core cleaning lady???
  Damn, dude, time for some marital counseling.
Exactly how many are there...? by macraig · 2009-05-17 07:50 · Score: 3, Funny

From TOFA:

"The combination of "Live Free or Die" and "UNIX" on his Jeep Wrangler is the most celebrated New Hampshire license plate in the entire world!"
Exactly how many are there?
1. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 07:59 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  We here in Sweden celebrate New Hampshire license plates all the time. And this one is certainly the most celebrated here, without a doubt. I mean.. Why wouldn't we celebrate a license plate from New Hampshire? It would be silly not to really.
2. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by nebaz · 2009-05-17 08:10 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Live, Freeze, and Die.
  
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3. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Linker3000 · 2009-05-17 08:13 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Ah yes, the famous Swedish Hampplattrsdag! I understand you even have a crispbread shaped like the plate.
  Here in the UK we named a county 'Hampshire' in honour. I have the misfortune to live 'next door' in West Sussex, but I am considering moving.
  
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4. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Bysshe · 2009-05-17 08:21 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  That was the windows version.
  
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5. Re:Exactly how many are there...? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 08:50 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
  See the løveli lakes
  The wonderful telephøne system
  And mani interesting furry animals
BeOS on Quebec Plate by srussia · 2009-05-17 08:06 · Score: 4, Funny

" Je me souviens."

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1. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate by Nerdfest · 2009-05-17 08:52 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  I am soup?
2. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate by srussia · 2009-05-17 08:59 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Pas de soupe pour vous!
  
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3. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate by jonaskoelker · 2009-05-17 21:38 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Pass the soup, poor voice?
Re:Very cool... by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 08:06 · Score: 5, Funny

What about their sister Ulva Daphne?
Re:Cool Plate -- Had Mine Sometime Before That by Paracelcus · 2009-05-17 08:08 · Score: 2, Funny

I can never remember my license plate numbers, so I have UNIX and Linux bumper stickers right next to them.

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Re:Very cool... by dotgain · 2009-05-17 08:26 · Score: 5, Funny

Yeah, I don't remember quite having the same connection with her.
"Live Free or Die" by FlyingSquidStudios · 2009-05-17 08:29 · Score: 2, Funny

I don't believe the latter is optional.

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Re:Very cool... by TinBromide · 2009-05-17 08:47 · Score: 4, Funny

All give, no take?

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What a wuss! by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 09:08 · Score: 3, Funny

MY license plate says: /dev/car
Which makes me the device driver!
Mød parent døwn by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 09:28 · Score: 4, Funny

And mani interesting furry animals
Not funny. A møøse one bit my sister :(
Went to work early? by MrDelSarto · 2009-05-17 10:07 · Score: 5, Funny

To beat a bunch of UNIX engineers? I guess he got in at about 10.30am
Re:staple? by ciderVisor · 2009-05-17 10:09 · Score: 4, Funny

I don't think that author understands the meaning of staple.
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

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Re:Very cool... by Nethead · 2009-05-17 10:27 · Score: 5, Funny

Unreliable.

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Re:Very cool... by Anonymous Coward · 2009-05-17 10:38 · Score: 1, Funny

Maybe, but I heard she's fast.
That explains Steve Ballmer's NH license plate by commodoresloat · 2009-05-17 12:38 · Score: 4, Funny

MICRO~1
Another NH plate celbrated in Sweden by commodoresloat · 2009-05-17 12:47 · Score: 2, Funny

the one that says BORK