Sedate Your Kids While They Play

If your child won't sit still at the dentist, the doctor, or the kitchen table, you need the PediSedate Helmet. The device consisting of a colorful headset that connects to a game component or a portable CD player. After a snorkel attachment goes into the child's mouth, the helmet will monitor respiratory function and distribute nitrous oxide or anesthetic gas. The company website states, "The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music. This dramatically improves the hospital or dental experience for the child, parents and healthcare providers."

Comments

Re:Can it be used the other way round?

[fubar1971]

Can you smoke crack through it?

Re:Idle is there for a reason

[eln]

I think samzenpus was hired to make kdawson look competent by comparison.

Re:Spanking

[danknight]

Um,,Just in case you are uninformed, Spanking is no longer politically correct. This is 21st century liberal America, in this country we either DRUG our children or negotiate with them. Please get with the program. PS, the DSS Situation response team is on the way to your home to repossess your kids. Have a nice day :)