The Bling of the Ancients
If you think hip-hop stars like Flavor Flav started the craze of jewel-studded teeth, you'd be wrong. A new study shows that Native Americans were using sophisticated dentistry techniques to add bling to their smiles 2,500 years ago. These ancient people used notches, grooves, and semiprecious gems to beautify their teeth. According to the study, the dentistry was for purely cosmetic purposes. "They were not marks of social class," says José Concepción Jiménez, an anthropologist at Mexico's National Institute of Anthropology and History.
Maybe they should have increased their weapons research budget instead.
We will be doomed to repeat it.
Everything old is new again.
I, for one, welcome our ancient bling overlords.
In Soviet Mexico, teeth bling YOU.
Any other meme's feel free to keep it in this thread, else if find teeth marks on your ass.
Hmm. Methinks that all cosmetics are about improving your social class, and the quality of those cosmetics indicates which social class you can get away with claiming to be part of.
"They were not marks of social class"
Well, that's not surprising. They aren't now, either.
Were they marks of a lack of class?
From the FA: The dentists likely had a sophisticated knowledge of tooth anatomy, Jiménez added. For example, they knew how to drill into teeth without hitting the pulp inside, he said.
"They didn't want to generate an infection or provoke the loss of a tooth or break a tooth."
The first person to invent time travel will make a killing.
Set your phasers on "funky"!
The early dentists used a drill-like device with a hard stone such as obsidian, which is capable of puncturing bone. "It's possible some type of [herb based] anesthetic was applied prior to drilling to blunt any pain," Jiménez said. The ornamental stones--including jade--were attached with an adhesive made out of natural resins, such as plant sap, which was mixed with other chemicals and crushed bones, Jiménez said.
Oh yeah, sign me up!
And he knows this HOW?
It takes two to do this, the ersatz Dentist and the willing patient.
The Patient needed to endure a lot of pain, no Novocain in those days, and no one would go thru this, and no one would PRACTICE this Medicine or Magic (as the case may be) without some perceived social benefit.
How can one say 2500 years after the fact that these were not marks of a Social Class? It seem far more likely the anthropologist's understanding of the social class structure is seriously flawed.
Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
The drilling would be extremely uncomfortable without some sort of freezing. Coca leaves can cause numbing and would likely have been the herb used in that part of the world.
I would also not want to be the guinea pig used when they learned the structure of the tooth.
Bad taste is timeless.
At least we know that samzenpus has blinged up his/her teeth if that is to "beautify" them.
Yo Dawgfoot I herd you like bling, so we put bling in yo mouth so you can bling while you chew!
Chances are the skill was that of artists using skulls and gems as their media rather than that of "dentists". I believe that some anthropologists think the embedded gems, and the drilling that took place to create the "bling", was actually done on skulls postmortem, not on alive people. There is little evidence that dental drilling was done in these cultures for "medical" purposes; for example to treat decay.