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Computer Geeks Make the Best Lovers
An anonymous reader writes "An anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers. They were found to be the most selfless in bed, the most adventurous and more likely to use sex toys, wireless or otherwise."
when you only get exposed to the female form via the internet when the real thing comes along, you do your best to make sure there are repeat performances.
And yes that is from experience and I'm not afraid to admit it!
Why do I find the notion of a sex toy plugged in to a power outlet disturbing? (I guess that vibrator goes to eleven, huh?)
Seriously, this is a terrible measure of how good a lover you are. What about all those women who want to be dominated and told what to do? Italians are good lovers because they're strong and comfortable with their body and comfortable asking for a blowgob, not because they're selfless.
Let's not forget, they're only counting that very small percentage of geeks that actually gets laid. Using that methodology, I'd bet you'd find that hideously deformed mutants make even better lovers, because for you to be bonking a hideously deformed mutant, he/she/it must be really good in the sack.
....when it comes to configuring a chicks computer, doing her homework, adding memory and all of her favorite MP3's on your dime or time, in exchange for the privileged of breathing in the same room. But only long enough for her to get the goodies and split. Geeks, however, would make really good stalkers who think they are in love and are therefore really good lovers, in their own fantasy. In the land of avatars its still relatively harmless to think the feeling is mutual. But all of that Casanova charm sure looks like something creepy if the non-geek is unaware of the fantasy. Anyway, I suppose call girls and pimps would not necessarily be better lovers, because they gave at the office, but I just can't see how geeks are any more qualified at love than any other career with a bunch of virgin, klingon speaking, brainy types....except for the fact that their desktop is better practice than a titty bar, a porn theater, an adult bookstore and a blow up doll cougar lessons. I suppose the escort thing would be practical training as well, but the only edge geeks have is their extreme appetite and electronic simulation. I wonder if the escorts on craigslist are the ones who say they are the best paying customers...I mean lovers, of any vocation. At least they don't expect freebees like the fuzz, or tie you up like premed students...
LMFAO @ the replies on this thread. Only on slashdot, only on slashdot.
Yeah, way to go Slashdot...
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What is that picture supposed to be in the article? "What New Zealand might look like?"
And why is Idle's formatting still so broken? I'm on Firefox 3 on a Mac, and the titles are invisible and the text box I'm typing in now is only about 20 characters wide.
Geeks, that's who.