Computer Geeks Make the Best Lovers
An anonymous reader writes "An anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers. They were found to be the most selfless in bed, the most adventurous and more likely to use sex toys, wireless or otherwise."
when you only get exposed to the female form via the internet when the real thing comes along, you do your best to make sure there are repeat performances.
And yes that is from experience and I'm not afraid to admit it!
Let's not forget, they're only counting that very small percentage of geeks that actually gets laid. Using that methodology, I'd bet you'd find that hideously deformed mutants make even better lovers, because for you to be bonking a hideously deformed mutant, he/she/it must be really good in the sack.
I find the notion of a sex toy plugged in to a power outlet disturbing
Agree. I've always preferred gas-powered sex toys, preferably the ones with manual choke and pull start.
If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?