Smile! Urine Candid Camera!
Anon E. Muss writes "Just because you can put a camera somewhere doesn't mean you should. Apparently, the Department of Homeland Security doesn't grasp this concept. They've installed video cameras in urinals at Houston's Hobby Airport. At least they weren't sneaky about it — they posted a notice saying 'Automatic infrared flush sensors also provide video monitoring for security purposes.' (Insert bad joke about bashful bladder syndrome here)."
If there had to be a camera somewhere in a men's restroom, the safest place would probably be right on the urinal facing straight out, where it apparently is. And if you're blanketing a building with security cameras, how much sense does it make to leave out prominently labelled rooms where any illicit activity can occur under the radar?
Don't get me wrong, video surveillance is absurd, but cameras in bathrooms isn't any worse than cameras on every street corner.
I'm actually bit jealous of whomever came up with that gag. He sure got a lot of mileage out of it.
It's clearly just a riff on the "naked X-ray" controversy going around.
http://lkml.org/lkml/2005/8/20/95
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this illegal?
I remember some stores had the pants sued off of them (no pun intended) when people found out the dressing rooms were being monitored by cameras, to prevent theft.
Lots of high end places have bathroom attendants. Their job is two-fold. I'm not quite sure of the first one, but I know the second one is to make sure people know that it isn't a place where they can go and shit in the sink or assemble guns from the parts they have hidden in their underwear.
Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
It is a joke. Note how half the lettering is bleeding out? Printed on an inkjet. Also, the suggested idea of combining flush sensors and cameras is absurd in every way. *is thinking about putting up some similar placards at his own airport*
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
Am I the only one who thinks this is just some prank pulled by some kid with an inkjet printer and some label paper? It would take 2 minutes to make that sticker and just slap it on a few urinals for giggles.
Like, I realize some ridiculous crap has happened in the past few years, but are we all so jaded we just automatically assume that this sort of thing is real?
"I thought Houston was in Texas.. why weren't you packing? Defend yourself asshole."
AIRPORT.
He wasn't packing because he hadn't unpacked yet. You have to check those, you know.
Or maybe---since he had just flown in---he wasn't from around here. ;-)
I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.