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How To Help a Friend With an MMO Addiction?

sammydee writes "I have a friend who is addicted to an MMO (Pirates of the Burning Sea). On a typical day, he will wake up around 9am, browse the forums for a bit, then go online and stay online all day, playing until about 3am the following morning, taking only toilet breaks and stopping to eat ready-meals. While the rest of the house works hard revising for exams, this friend will be playing his MMO instead. Now, I am pretty confident that this comprises an unhealthy addiction; unfortunately, I have no idea what to do about it. Any attempt to physically prevent him from playing the game would most likely result in an outburst of anger and possibly physical violence. Attempts at telling him he has a problem have been met with derision and angry retorts. Slashdotters, what would you do to help out a friend in this situation? Perhaps you are a reformed addict yourself — if so, how did you break out of the habit? Or maybe I should just leave well enough alone and allow him to continue? Any thoughts are gratefully received."

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  1. It's Called S.E.X by alain94040 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get him a girlfriend.

    That's pretty much the only solution.

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    1. Re:It's Called S.E.X by sreid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless this was posted by the girlfriend

    2. Re:It's Called S.E.X by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless this was posted by the girlfriend

      Or his "girlfriend" is someone he met on the MMO. Do the keys on his keyboard stick?

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    3. Re:It's Called S.E.X by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Unless this was posted by the girlfriend"

      Answer's still the same: get him a girlfriend (a different one, obviously).

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    4. Re:It's Called S.E.X by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

      We tried this once.
      The hooker took one look at us, laughed, and walked out the door with our money.

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    5. Re:It's Called S.E.X by Lord+Juan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless this was posted by the girlfriend

      ~ Double check the address bar ~

      I really don't think so.

    6. Re:It's Called S.E.X by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

      In that case we shouldn't worry, he'll kick his addiction once he discovers that his "girlfriend", the Undead Warlock named Zombiewitch, is really a 42 year-old balding fat guy from Cleveland.

    7. Re:It's Called S.E.X by cyn1c77 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And women will be receptive to a random MMO junkie because _______?

      Because they are good at performing repetitive motions with their fingers AND they can endure doing the same boring tasks week after week: "Tell me how your day was, honey?"

    8. Re:It's Called S.E.X by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      In that case we shouldn't worry, he'll kick his addiction once he discovers that his "girlfriend", the Undead Warlock named Zombiewitch, is really a 42 year-old balding fat guy from Cleveland.

      that's 41, and it's a gland problem. jerk

    9. Re:It's Called S.E.X by adolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Unless this was posted by the girlfriend"

      Answer's still the same: get him a girlfriend (another one, obviously).

      (There. Fixed that for you.)

    10. Re:It's Called S.E.X by gaelfx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn! You just reminded me of two things i can put on my resume.

  2. You don't do anything. by geekboy642 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's addicted to being a pirate. He's too far gone to be saved...all you can do is sandbag around his computer. But when the replica cannon arrives via UPS, I suggest you leave.

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  3. You call that an addiction? by dmomo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Toilet Breaks? Tell him he's doing it wrong.

    The dude doesn't even have a pod.

  4. router. by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully you've got a router. Using the built-in firewall, block the ports that the game requires. on and off for five minutes at a time. So he has to keep logging in and never makes any progress (well, even less than normal...), but doesn't realize you're fiddling with it.

    If you can't place a linux box as router without being suspicious, you might be able set up a cron job on cheapo laptop you connect to automatically keep changing the commodity router's settings.

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  5. Re:Appeal to His Original Priorities by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an atheist. But I'm not stupid.

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  6. IRL by noz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have this friend IRL right and he's so attached his education that his not living life. He sacrifices any bit of fun for it. He gets up around 9am, calls his mum in Denver, and then hits the books until about 3am only leaving his desk to put a piece of cheese on some bread and maybe take a shit. His desk is totally littered with empty energy drink bottles and sometimes he pisses in an empty instead of getting up to go to the bathroom. Once he accidentally drank a recycled one and just vomited in another.

    There's this pirate game right, it's awesome! Swashbuckling and harrr! Open seas! Booty! Awesomez!!! and I've tried to bring it up with him every now and again but my suggestions are always met with derision and anger. "You're sleeping your future away with that crap!" he'll yell. He can't see that he's missing out on all this fun with his addiction to success.

    I've tried using wake-on-LAN and changing his home page but it just won't work. What can I do to help him?

  7. The tried and true method of fighting addiction... by Xaer0cool · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just as heroin was developed to get soldiers off morphine, you need to get your friend on something stronger than pirates. The only thing stronger than pirates? Ninjas.

  8. works every time by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simple, get him addicted to slashdot instead

  9. Re:Girlfriend is not enough! by Socguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your girlfriend can't compete with a MMO, she's not trying. Whether she should be trying to make it work is another subject and varies based on situation. Usually, though, the MMORPG is a symptom, not the disease itself.

    The Girlfriend doesn't compete WITH the MMO, the Girlfriend joins and tags along IN the MMO. Once inside the game, she will alienate him from his merry band of adventurers by complaining that he doesn't spend enough alone time with her in the game. Eventually he will throw himself into his schoolwork just to get away from her for a few hours.