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Woman Blasts Off Boyfriend's Penis With Firecrackers

Posted by samzenpus on from the isn't-there-a-simpler-way dept.

A Russian woman who became irate that her boyfriend did not want to marry her tied firecrackers to his penis and set them off. The evening started off pleasantly. The couple shared a nice dinner, some laughs and quite a few drinks. Exploding genitals never crossed 33-year-old Alik D's mind as he passed out. Moments later his girlfriend Kira tied the mini-explosives to his manhood and sent it to the hereafter in a shower of sparks and a bang. Alik remains in intensive care and Kira faces up to 12 years imprisonment even if he lives.

8 comments

  1. If he lives? by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe this is because I am a man, but I think I would feel the same way if something similar happened to a woman. Mutilating someone for life should be result in life imprisonment or death... death being the lighter of the two options. The only adequate compensation for someone's lost life (if it could be considered adequate at all) would be for the perpetrator to suffer as much as the victim. The victim's life will not return to any normalcy after 12 years. Why should the perpetrator's life?

    1. Re:If he lives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People seem to disagree with you...

      Quoting from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_for_an_eye

              * Mahatma Gandhi used the phrase "An eye for an eye, and soon the whole world is blind", in reference to his Satyagraha philosophy of nonviolent resistance.
              * Martin Luther King Jr. used this phrase (probably inspired by Gandhi) by changing it to "An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind", to show what violence between races cause.
              * the Greek philosopher Socrates does not agree with this saying. He is quoted saying "One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him."

      But, hey, perhaps you are this century next great philosopher...

  2. wtf is with this borked CSS? by russlar · · Score: 1

    I can't think of a good "In Soviet Russia" for this one.

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    Anybody want my mod points?
    1. Re:wtf is with this borked CSS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in soviet russia it detonates into her!

  3. Re:"In Soviet Russia" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    penis detonates you!

  4. Crackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the knackers - ouch!

  5. Funny ha ha by wdef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm always struck by how many people - usually women it seems - think a cowardly, deranged and vicious attack on some human being's genitals by a dangerous woman is "funny". Think back to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt How many women did you know thought it was a laughing matter? Leaving someone mutilated and most likely sexually crippled for the rest of their life - ha ha ha ha ha. And it's a MAN so he must deserve it. Female genital mutilation of the awful pharonic kind - holding a six year old girl down somewhere in Somalia and scraping her clitoris and labia off with a piece of broken glass - I suppose that must be funny too. Interestingly, female genital mutilation is carried out by women on other women.

  6. Erm, how much are rings again? by tsalmark · · Score: 1

    I may have just seen the light and feel a sudden urge to "Make it Legal"