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Classic Doom Coming To the iPhone Next Month
Two months after releasing an iPhone port of Wolfenstein 3D, id's John Carmack brings an update to the similar effort underway to bring classic Doom to the iPhone as well. He provides some detailed information on the development process, and says they're aiming for a release some time next month.
"One of the things I love about open sourcing the old games is that Doom has been ported to practically everything with a 32 bit processor, from toasters to supercomputers. We hear from a lot of companies that have moved the old games onto various set top boxes and PDAs, and want licenses to sell them. We generally come to some terms in the five figure range for obscure platforms, but it is always with a bit of a sigh. The game runs, and the demo playbacks look good, but there is a distinct lack of actually caring about the game play itself. Making Doom run on a new platform is only a couple days of work. Making it a really good game on a platform that doesn't have a keyboard and mouse or an excess of processing power is an honest development effort."
GNAA confirms it: Gamito is dead.
Mario Gamito, a well known attention whore in the blogsphere community who has been struggling for ages to get his books about self-sodomizing with hi-tech gadgets from Apple sold in any store.
After bloging about pictures of him having backdoor fun with GNAA member JacksonBrown, Gamito was banned from a popular portuguese blog aggregator P*. This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Portuguese gay nigger population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor since jews did wtc.
This event led Gamito to join an yaoi oriented cosplay group and create his own blog aggregator, PlanetGeek.
Gamito, dying of AIDS anyway, promptly committed suicide in a bid to save the remaining traumatized population. His death, thankfully, signifies the death of PlanetGeek, they both will be missed.
About Mario Gamito
LOL.
About Blogs
Jews are often the maintainers of blogs. Acts such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.
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Thanks. I was getting bored with the on-topic first posts.