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CoS Bigwig Likens Wikipedia Ban to Nazis' Yellow Star Decree

We mentioned on Thursday that Wikipedia has banned edits originating from certain IP addresses belonging to the Church of Scientology; reader newtley writes now that Scientology leader (CEO and Chairman of the Board of the linked, but legally separate, Religious Technology Center) David Miscavige calls the ban "a 'despicable hate crime,' and asks, 'What's next, will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?' During World War II, Hitler forced Jewish men, women and children to wear a a yellow cloth star bearing the word Jude to brand them in the streets of Europe, and in the Nazi death camps."

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  1. You know... by Hertne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember saying very close to the same thing quite a number of times to various people when I was... 10?

    1. Re:You know... by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please watch your sources. That site is obviously planted by lord Xenu to undermine the efforts of the great Church of Scientology.You shouldn't be quoting the guy who trapped all these dead souls on earth and enslaved the human race under the evil John Travolta... oh wait, I think I mixed up the Hubbard plots...

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  2. Godwin! by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

    He loses the argument. End of story.

    For a real argument, editing Wikipedia is not akin to, say, being able to buy food. IPs can and do get banned for all sorts of reasons.

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    1. Re:Godwin! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry to reply to my own post, but it just struck me, it actually would be a good idea if the nutjobs were forced to wear some distinguishing badge.

      They already have one. Just look for people who jump up and down on couches and generally look like idiots.

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    2. Re:Godwin! by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know the Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear...

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  3. Hahaha by goldaryn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Written by Church of Scientology, Clearwater, FL

    Hahahaha

    If they didn't like what Wiki did, they're going to hate being Slashdotted!

  4. Yellow stars have been done to death by Telecommando · · Score: 5, Funny

    will Scientologists have to wear yellow, six-pointed stars on our clothing?

    Actually I was thinking they should be marked with something like a scarlet letter on their foreheads.

    Perhaps a big "I" for Idiot.

    It would certainly make them easier to spot.

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  5. Re:From the article by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make no mistake: WE are the ones making huge progress in the Global Obliteration of Psychiatry. Wikipedia is acting at Big Psychiatry's beck and call.

    This guy needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

  6. This is only the beginning. by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know Jimbo will be rounding up Scientologists,forcing them into camps near active volcanos, and then blowing them all up with H-bombs.

  7. Re:ORLY? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This death camp is a stub; edits will make one free.

  8. Re:From the article by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget that part of their goal is expelling the souls of dead aliens from our bodies. Which is, of course, the true definition of sanity, not having dead alien souls in you.

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  9. Re:From the article by iCodemonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    ummmm.... another planet I guess, but let me go ask xenu just so there is no confusion.

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  10. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that like the chewbacca defense with a Jewish twist?

    1. Re:What? by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jewbacca defense?

  11. Yes but..... by ammit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jews are from this planet!

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  12. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you know which Jews made it through the Holocaust unscathed?

    The ones with money who fled early.

    Frankly, you can take your bad analogies & shove them up your... no, scratch that - you'd almost certainly enjoy that.

  13. or... by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    or six.

    *rimshot*

  14. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it was because they kept using "they're" when they meant "their", and Hitler was such a Grammar Nazi.

  15. Re:ORLY? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looking at Germany's past history of being overrun by a malevolent cult; and considering Germany has barred Scientolgists from serving in public offices and had moved toward banning them all together at one point...

    Wait, the Scientology leader compared Wikipedia to what?

  16. Re:ORLY? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, it's the first time I've ever seen a conversation Godwin itself from the original argument.

    Well, if nothing else, you've got to admire his efficiency....

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  17. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by __aapspi39 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Through their complicity, these Jews were responsible for the millions that were slaughtered in the camps.
    Oh dear, it was the fault of the Jews all along, was it...who'd have guessed it!

    So there you are, surrounded by all your technology and information - and still...

    Maybe you should try our free personality test...?

  18. Re:Religion's CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only one I can think of is Apple

  19. Re:From the article by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

    It's nothing an R2-45 won't cure.

  20. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this is basically analogous to having your story submits summarily rejected by a newspaper because you've submitted so much crap in the past.

    Well.... they should come on down to Slashdot, let Kdawson show em' how it's done!

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  21. Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the idea of identifying CoS members has some merit, although a dunce cap might be more appropriate than a yellow star.

    Or maybe the Puritans had something: we could dunk them in water, and if their body thetans don't weigh them down, they're truly "clear" and then we can put the dunce cap on them.

    I don't know about you all, but I want to be able to identify people with goofy beliefs. At least on Sunday the religious nuts go to church so for a few hours a week we know where they're all at.

    Anyway, everybody knows the only true belief system is Thelema.

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    1. Re:Actually, I'm ok with the yellow star thing by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyway, everybody knows the only true belief system is Thelema.

      I know you were being sarcastic, but damn... when it comes to people with goofy beliefs, you sure know how to pick 'em. Crowley was nuttier than a Snickers bar.

  22. Re:OT: Why can't I see subject lines? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    What hoops do I have to jump through to see subject lines on Slashdot again?

    The subject lines are fine, perhaps you are overrun by eyeball thetans that are blocking your ability to see them. Only Scientology can restore your ability to see Slashdot subject lines!!

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  23. Re:From the article by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I thought it was just acid reflux.

  24. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, are the kittens Scientologists? Or at least L Ron Hubbard's kittens? What about the people? I think that answers that.

  25. Re:Nothing wrong with his analogy by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

    If just losing editing rights is as bad as Nazi prosecution then by comparison other forms of prosecution must be like killing kittens with sledgehammers.

    Didn't you know? Scientologists perform a semi-annual rite in which they kill kittens with sledgehammers and then inject their blood with the contents of the kittens' brain stems. I read it on Wikipedia before the Scientologists edited the article to hide these facts.