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City Slicker Birds Shun Their Country Cousins
According to scientists, city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults). The researchers found that the city dwellers responded more strongly to songs of fellow city dwellers and the same held true for the bumpkins. The average minimum pitch of male Great Tit songs in noisy urban areas was higher than in quieter, rural areas just a few miles away. Dr Rupert Marshall, of Aberystwyth University, Wales, and his team recorded bird song in 20 different cities in Britain. He says, "People speak louder and higher in noisy places like pubs and bars but still recognise their friends' voices once they go outside. Great tits seem to learn the high notes from their neighbours but don't respond as strongly to lower rural tones even when it's quiet."
According to scientists, city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults)
Yeah, we could do that. Or we could plug what you just said into Google translator and translate it from English to Hindi to Estonian back to English again:
According to researchers, large cities and large country breast breast-feeding a baby, like other big cities do. As adults (Act I)
My work here is dung.
Great tits from the city are higher and perkier than tits from the country. The country tits are lower, and the city tits don't give them the time of day.
It's not really any wonder, though. Everyone prefers perky tits.
...no one on here knows anything about Great Tits.
Well, this study just went tits-up.
Nothing beats waking up in the morning, looking out your window and seeing a pair of great tits.
"Give someone a program, frustrate them for a day... Teach someone to program, frustrate them for a lifetime."
98% of slashdot readers applied for the job of "watching Great Tits" without reading the article (this IS slashdot).
You would think they would be disappointed on their first day of work, but the fact that they were issued binoculars let to great job satisfaction.
Little known fact: many bird species were named by male scientists who really, really needed to get out and socialize more.
(Lets act like adults)
Really? You want slashdotters to have a mature, serious discussion with no inuendo about "Great Tits?" You have to be out of your mind!
Well if you are so offended by our elementary school breast humor, then all I have to say is tough tits!! Get over it!
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city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults).
Or we could take George Carlin's view on the low brow - if you can't laugh at a fart joke...
I have seen a better Great Tits headline. A while back on the BBC there was this one: "Great tits cope well with warming". It was about how this species of bird is doing well with the warming environment.
Time to offend someone
See what happens when someone acts like an adult. We learn stuff. Man, I hate to learn stuff.
On the plus side I did get to say "tit" like fifty times.
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