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Buying a Domain From a Cybersquatter

Nevo writes "A partner and I are in the planning stages of a business. We've decided on a name that we'd like to use but the domain name is already registered. The owner has a single 'search' page up (similar to the one at www.goggle.com)... clearly not a legitimate business interest, but since we don't own a trademark on this name it doesn't qualify as bad faith, I don't think. Does anyone have any experience buying domains from these operators? Do you have any advice on how to approach the owners of these domains to get them at a reasonable cost?"

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  1. My suggestion by C_Kode · · Score: 3, Funny

    Murder in the first. ;)

    1. Re:My suggestion by MadKeithV · · Score: 4, Funny

      MurderInTheFirst.com was already registered.

    2. Re:My suggestion by ijakings · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even more bonus points if you can make it look like the RIAA was behind it.

  2. Re:Financing Options Available by MrMr · · Score: 2, Funny

    You married to the mob?
    Could be a story in that.

  3. Re:Unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A co-worker of mine did that for a while.

    He purchased a bunch of green bullshit names and then put add pages on them. When people contacted him about purchase he would be like, well it means a lot too me and I want to start a site, but I haven't done much yet, what is it worth to you?

    Generally that was the end f it, but pretty much any offer was accepted.

    I'd like to meet your coworker in the alley behind where you work. If you give him a whole bunch of whiskey so that he can barely stand before he gets there, maybe I could offer you some money once the trunk of my car shuts?

    It would mean a lot to me ...

  4. Obvious Solution by charliebear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just wait until it expires, then swoop in and register it. /then email the squatter and ask them if they want to buy it back

  5. Easy by Jamamala · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give us the address, we'll give his server so much traffic he'll be begging to give the domain away.

  6. Re:How badly do you need that address? by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, if you decide that you can live without and register a completely different address then tell them all of the alternative versions they've missed that you can come up with. Even if it is just a small fee per variation for them to register you are doing your bit to make the whole thing less profitable.

    "Here's a non-exhaustive list of possible alternatives we are considering: *insert half a bajillion randomly-created combinations of letters (checked for potential trademarks or alread-existing sites)*."

    Sounds like fun. ;)

  7. Re:Unfortunate by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to meet your coworker in the alley behind where you work. If you give him a whole bunch of whiskey so that he can barely stand before he gets there, maybe I could offer you some money once the trunk of my car shuts?

    It would mean a lot to me ...


    Someone mod this guy up. He's got the right idea.

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  8. Re:Make an offer by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    do you need to rent a baseball bat?

    Depending on the part of the world he is located in you may have to use a cricket bat. Don't worry, Gartner says that most hired thugs cross skill on these alternatives with a very shallow learning curve.

  9. Re:Unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's nothing personal; just business.

    When watching movies, people cheer when the douchebag that keeps saying this gets shot to death (or fed into a wood chipper, or boiled alive, etc.)

  10. Re:url? by LKM · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure you can get yahoo.com for almost nothing. Unfortunately, you also have to take the company attached to the domain name.

  11. Re:Unfortunate by mdm-adph · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Our original name was 25 characters and we got down to 7)

    Aarrggh?

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  12. Sesame Street's gonna come and kick your ass by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    This, please God, this.

    sentence

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    Bow-ties are cool.
    1. Re:Sesame Street's gonna come and kick your ass by alexo · · Score: 2, Funny

      This, please God, this.

      sentence

      Word!

  13. Analogies are the work of the Sodomites by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also analogies are evil

    Nooooo! Not my precious car analogies!

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  14. Re:Unfortunate by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly money well spent.

  15. Re:Unfortunate by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aarrggh?

    No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh", from the back of the throat.