First Zero-Gravity Wedding Planned
Trenchcoatjedi writes "A couple from Brooklyn, NY are planning the first wedding in zero gravity. The wedding will take place June 20th aboard a parabolic flight operated by Zero G Corp and will be officiated by Richard Garriott of Ultima fame. The dress is designed by a Japanese haute couture designer and is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity. Even the wedding rings will be made from meteorite."
I know I am doomed to sound sexist, but seriously, only a woman can think that spending 5 years salary on a 1 hour ceremony + the hell of putting entire clumps of both families together, while drinking, is a good idea.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
A zero-G wedding sounds nice at first, but the divorce will cost 100 G's.
Well, I like the drinking part.
Alcohol and a whole bunch of people in a vomit comet. That can't end badly at all...
I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
...is what's funny to me. Their marriage will only be legally recognized in Sosaria.
Well, I like the drinking part.
That was the compromise.
-- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose