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Penguin Poop Seen From Space

Scientists have found ten new emperor penguin colonies by spotting their skid marks on the Antarctic ice from satellite images (video on page). The ice around the penguins gets very dirty because they congregate in a small area in very large colonies for months. Peter Fretwell, Mapping Expert, British Antarctic Survey says, "What we find is that we can see the guano (excrement) from space. They stay in the same space in very large colonies for eight months of the year and the ice around them gets very dirty, and it's that that we can see on the satellite images."

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  1. Someone needs to set up a cron job... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to automatically purge their logs.

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  2. Newsflash! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Object within the resolution limit of space camera is observed! Gasp!

  3. I went ahead and by gcnaddict · · Score: 5, Funny

    I modded-up the article as "fresh."

    Not sure if that helps.

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  4. huh. by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    And somehow, we're the ones blamed for polluting the planet.

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  5. Hey! Look! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think there's an emperor penguin colony in my underpants!

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  6. guano != poop by panthroman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry to be pedantic, but guano comes out of a cloaca, which is kinda like a combined urine/feces vent. Humans, and most placentals, have separate urine and feces vents.

    We usually equate urine with water and salt regulation, but it's also our way of getting rid of nitrogenous waste (ammonia mostly), which we expel as urea. (Incidentally, the word 'urea' derives from 'urine,' and not vice-versa.) Since birds don't urinate, they convert their nitrogenous wastes into uric acid, which is what stains rocks and statues white. So, especially given the point of this article, the guano/feces precision is relevant.

    1. Re:guano != poop by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never before has any slashdot post been more deserving of an "anal-retentive" tag!

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  7. If penguin poo is visible from orbit... by sdnoob · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the bullshit in Washington D.C. must be visible from Mars.