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Security Flaw Hits VAserv; Head of LxLabs Found Hanged
Keldrin_1 writes "The discovery of 24 security vulnerabilities may have contributed to the death of the chief of LxLabs. A flaw in the company's HyperVM software allowed data on 100,000 sites, all hosted by VAserv, to be destroyed. The HyperVM solution is popular with cheap web hosting services and the attacks are easy to reproduce, which could lead to further incidents."
As yous said, utterly and completely tasteless. someone mod this comment to oblivion
The Antichrist has been made manifest!
The Illuminati is now eliminating the few members that participated in the summoning of the Zhug Jung Kai entity. Notice that both Carridine and now this poor man have ben hung to prevent the Ruthi spirit escaping their lungs, damning the Ruthi to eternity until the Zhug Jung Kai consumes them.
With the spawn of evil growing in power it will force the Illuminati to desparate measures. It falls to you adventure to put a stop to this!
Seek out the Oracle of Shando who currently is posing as Steve Jobs. He will not reval his true self unless you posess the Diamond Apple of Agamerrinon. You can find the Apple in possession of the Dark Obtennebator. He serves his dark master Bill Gate and resides in the Valley of Sorrow on the Mountain of Pain in the Cave of Agony beyond the Doors of Eternal Discomfort. He has occasionally also tried to Ebay the Apple but none seems interested in it for $221,134,110 USD.
Go now and save us all from Terrorists, Bad Remakes, and watered down soft core from Cinemax!
-=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
May I be the first to say, "Ahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!"
Killing myself is my job, you insensitive clod!
(I work at a cult and I'm the virgin sacrifice on Thursdays [cause no one on /. would believe me if I said I was not a virgin])
sigs... don't talk to me about sigs....
Don't worry if your sick that day, I am sure we could find another virgin here to sacrifice instead...
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