Woman Throws Away Mattress Containing $1 Million
An elderly woman "almost fainted" when she discovered her daughter had bought her a new mattress, and thrown away the old one which contained the woman's life savings. The daughter rushed to get the mattress back but she was too late. It had been mixed up with another 3,000 tonnes of rubbish collected that day. A search of 3 different landfills have failed to turn up the $1 million dollar mattress. "People have to take everything in proportion and thank God for the good and the bad," said the daughter. Her mother had no comment.
I thought this was somewhat of an "old wives tale", storing money in your mattress. Can't find the mattress huh? Anyone bother checking the daughter's basement? Bought her mother a new mattress indeed! Sounds like the daughter made about a million dollar profit on that transaction.
or... the daughter found out about the money, got mum a new mattress, and 'threw the old one away' into her own truck to take it away.... then conveniently its cant be found in the regular landfills :) gotta love happy endings LOL
wait until the daughter is asleep and then beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat for saying idiotic crap like "People have to take everything in proportion and thank God for the good and the bad".
And then shoot herself for having spawned and raised such an idiot.
"I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
One woman's trash is another woman's treasure.
The daughter should receive the first annual AIG award for remaining calm while losing other people's money.