Bakery Allegedly Discards Employee's Severed Arm
A bad day is working in a bakery and having your arm amputated in an accident with a kneading machine. A worse day having someone throwing your severed arm in the dumpster while you're being rushed to the hospital. After Franns Rilles's accident, the bakery cleaned the machines and continued production. The police didn't find the arm until the next day and by then it couldn't be reattached. Locals say the bakery has a good reputation and the prices are very reasonable. The bakery down the street costs an arm and a leg.
Now all they need is his leg and first-born.
A wise man once said, "Where is my other quotation mark?
Her only direction was to put her elbow into it...