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Could Betelgeuse Go Boom?
An anonymous reader writes "The answer is No. In space, nobody can hear you scream. However, it might go supernova in the near future, if it hasn't already. I wanna see that, even if it would permanently disfigure Orion. Ka freaking bam!"
It's probably gonna blow the next time Lydia yells Betelgeuse 3 times.
Global warming.
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There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Oh noes, a lethal grammar ray burst!
By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
That is one heck of a summary. I really like how a line and a half of text is qualifying as a story these days.
That's what you call your executive summary.