Could Betelgeuse Go Boom?
An anonymous reader writes "The answer is No. In space, nobody can hear you scream. However, it might go supernova in the near future, if it hasn't already. I wanna see that, even if it would permanently disfigure Orion. Ka freaking bam!"
Nah, even the Gorebots wouldn't go there.... but we can be certain it is Bush's fault.
Democrat delenda est