Introducing the Warpship
astroengine writes "Dr. Richard Obousy, a guy who has put modern science into the warp drive, has designed his very own warpship. Now, for the first time, he's shared it with the world. It might not be the sleek Starship Enterprise, but its structure has been optimized to harness local 'dark energy,' generating a warp bubble so faster-than-light velocities are possible." Now, the only question is: will the ship achieve faster-than-light travel ... or will the company hit those speeds once it has enough money from investors?
Oh we figured that out already. I say 'we', of course I mean 'Einstein'. Mass and energy warp space and time, so we just have to gather together some mass or energy. [Insert "your momma is so fat" joke here]
I recall a TV show about time travel where they reckoned they needed most of the mass in the universe to make a time travel machine...