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First 'Anti-Stab' Knife To Go On Sale In Britain

Industrial designer and aichmophobic, John Cornock, has designed a kitchen knife with a rounded edge making it almost impossible to stab your relatives during a tedious Christmas dinner. Mr Cornock was inspired to make the knife after watching a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives. "It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can't inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone," Cornock said. The knife will sell for between £40-50.

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  1. Please invent anti-pummeling fists as well by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and anti-kick boots ... and anti-bite teeth