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6000-Year-Old Tomb Complex Discovered
duh P3rf3ss3r writes "National Geographic reports that a 6000-year-old tomb complex on 200 hectares (500 acres) has been discovered on the Salisbury Plain just 24 km (15 miles) from Stonehenge. The site has come as a surprise to the archaeologists who had thought that the area had been studied in such depth that few discoveries of such magnitude remained. The site, fully 1000 years older than Stonehenge, has been called 'Britain's oldest architecture.'"
Umm.. Crop marks, not crop circles.
Oh come on, we all know it's discovery is actually due to all those cameras the UK government has installed on every street corner and in every crop field. Where's my tin foil hat? I need to have it upgraded to platinum to keep out the camera rays and ward off 6000 year old British zombies.
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6000 year old tomb complex... has come as a surprise to the archaeologists
And even more of a surprise to the young-earth creationists. WE'VE FOUND THE TOMBS OF ADAM AND EVE, EVERYONE!!!!11!!122!
Well that about wraps it up for all the archaeology in Britain. After all once you reach back 6000 years there is no more to find.
Undetectable Steganography? Yep, there's an app fo
Good boy! You just keep believing that and let us take care of everything.
I tried to RTFA but when it came time to click on to page two I got distracted by the "Jackass Penguins Freed After Rehab" link. Oh well.
Here it is on Google Maps... you can see a faint circle where the mound is located.
Aaaaah, clearly what this guy is looking for.
(posting anon as I am ashamed of my puerile sense of humour).
...and ward off 6000 year old British zombies.
Or you could just park in the marked bays and buy a ticket so they don't fine you. 6000 year old British zombies are lawful evil and can't write you an infraction unless you break a by-law.
Rampant carbon sequestration destroyed the Dinosaurs' tropical paradise. I'm here to help repair the damage.
They have these big mounds of dead people from thousands of years ago.... STILL SITTING AROUND!
In the U.S., we know how to handle an ancient burial ground properly: bulldoze it flat, then build a Wal-Mart on top of what's left.
Only for certain small values of funny.
I don't know what you're talking about - I don't watch Lost! ;p
Quite right! Two reasons to fear the British government:
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We have this cool feature of the English language call the simile. With this simile, we can describe the features of an object by comparing it to another, unrelated object.
Example:
Joe is so strong, he is like an ox.
In this example, Joe clearly has no actual relation to an ox (we hope), however comparing him to an ox relates a charactaristic of Joe's, his strength, with a charactaristic easily noted when one looks at an ox - oxen are very strong compared to humans. This simile does not even imply that Joe's strength is equal to that of an ox, in this example hyperbole (more on that in another lesson) or exageration is used to highlight the quality of Joe that is being described.
In the example of the summary, they use simile by saying "crop circle-like" to describe what the formations look like. This does not imply that these formations ARE crop circle markings, in fact, the use of simile could actually imply that they are NOT the same thing. Had they simply said "crop circle", they would have either been incredibly inacturate or really, really bad at using metaphore (similar to simile, but not covered in this lesson).
In other words, you're an idiot.
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller