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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms
The National Institutes of Health has given $423,500 to researchers at Indiana University's Kinsey Institute to figure out why men don't like to wear condoms. The institute will also study why men have trouble using condoms and investigate "penile erection and sensitivity during condom application." "The project aims to understand the relationship between condom application and loss of erections and decreased sensation, including the role of condom skills and performance anxiety, and to find new ways to improve condom use among those who experience such problems," reads the abstract from Drs. Erick Janssen and Stephanie Sanders, both of the Kinsey Institute.
It's because all men secretly want to pay child support.
Because it feels like picking your nose while wearing a latex glove....?
I will take that $400k now, thanks.
I could have answered that question for half of what they paid.
Most of the stuff on
it can make your dick go limp
its the same as being in a sexually arousing situation and suddenly being asked to fill out form 1040A and pay your taxes right now
(with apologies to all of the IRS fetishists)
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Stimulus....package
Too easy. (not hard?)
STOP NOW!
Lurking at the bottom of the gravity well, getting old
Yeh there nothing like a stable relationship to
stop you from having sex.
Oh wait you meant using a condom.
Condoms are the biggest con around. You have to buy them in a three pack, you use one to test for fit, then you notice they have a use-by date only four years away!!
They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
"Come on baby, it's for science!"
Two reasons: 1. I'm too drunk to know better 2. I'm usually by myself
$423,500? They must be joking. They'll never get any firm results unless they come up with some hard, pulsating cash.
Intellectual Property: an immaterial non-entity, most fiercely contended by those with no proper intellect to speak of.
The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.
Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.
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"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
I discovered that housepaint is made from latex. Condoms are made from latex.
Now I keep a can of Sears Weather-beater next to my bed.
"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
from Drs. Erick Janssen and Stephanie Sanders, both of the Kinsey Institute.
Erick: Hey Steph, I'll give you $100,000.00 if you sleep with me a few times.
Stephanie: How many times is a few?
Erick: Until we reach statistical significance.
Steph: Cash?
Erick: Sure.
Two weeks later, Erick pockets the other 300 Grand.
"Operating systems suck: you're better off using only the BIOS" --trainsaw.com
They smell bad, they distract from the spontenaity of the moment, they decrease sensitivity, they're never handy at the moment you want them, they're disgusting to take off, they're awkward to dispose of.
That's no way to talk about women. Maybe that's your problem.
Confucius say, "if it floats, flies or fucks, it's cheaper to rent."
We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
They BOTH had bags over their heads...
I have something in common with Stephen Hawking...
Aside from the finding that circumcising heterosexual men reduces the risk of HIV
In another study (sorry can't find the link) they found that if you remove the entire penis, then risks of HIV infection drop even more dramatically!
I say, let's emasculate babies at birth!
You just got troll'd!
So, you're promoting childbirth to reduce starvation? Interesting.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fuck, he'll eat for a lifetime.
It's a modest proposal.
True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.